Thursday, April 19, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Oh! I'm gonna get that Jack! Telling everycat about me getting into a little 'nip last night, and telling all my secrets in a Thursday Thirteen, and THEN going on about how he's such a good cat, last week! Well, this week I got the computer and I'm gonna tell everycat what Jack's REALLY like!!

Jack sneaks into the storage closet. Food Lady-Mom doesn’t like us going in the closets anyway, but the storage closet is off-limits.

Jack yells at Food Lady-Mom when she sings.

Jack tries to clean everycat’s ears, even when they don’t want it.

Food Lady-Mom has to hide ALL her paintbrushes and she doesn’t even have any make-up brushes anymore, ‘cause Jack STEALS them!!

Jack sometimes jumps up on Food Lady-Mom’s back and won’t get down, so she either has to lay down or dump him off which means she gets the claws!

When Jack poops, it smells like something died in the litterbox! And he never covers it either!

Jack will claw at the shower curtain until Food Lady-Mom sticks her hand out and lets him drink water off her fingertips.

Food Lady-Mom can’t put down carpets anywhere, ‘cause Jack surfs on them.

Jack SAYS he only likes silk and linen, but if Food Lady-Mom doesn’t keep the silk leaves (which are NOT really silk!) up high where he can’t reach them, Jack STEALS them!.

Jack likes to annoy Whisper by cuddling up to Whisper’s Dead Dustmop.

Jack hogs everything red.

Jack GROWLS at Food Lady-Mom!! He loves her best, but he growls at her. Sometimes he puts the bitey on her nose too!

Jack does TOO eat ‘nip!!!!!

See?!? Licking up the ‘nip!!

What? Hey!! Hey!! Get out of here!

Get that camera out of my face!!! No Pawparazzi!!!

Mmmmm…..::crunchcrunchcrunch::…soooo huuuuungry……::snarfsnarfsnarf::

Hey! HEY!!! Get outta here!!!


The Fluffy Tribe said...

Those are wonderful picts. Is Persephone the only cat in the house who does nip? ~Poiland Tribe

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

No! That's JACK!!!!! And Whisper does it too, but he wasn't having any last night 'cause he was already in bed with his Awesome Man getting snuggles.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Well, some of those qualities are actually good things, Persephone! I think it's very sweet that Jack helps you clean your ears. :) I like jumping on backs too, and I tend to stink up the litterbox (the darn fast Sphynx metabolism) but I always cover (although sometimes I miss some when I'm digging.)

Great photos of Jack. :) Nice to see that he has *some* faults, just like every other cat. :)

Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! Thanks for telling us all about Jack, Persephone. He is funny. I wish he would come over and clean Pixie's ears.

I do that jumping-on-the-back thing too. My Mommie doesn't like it.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

Ahhhhh we see what you mean ~Poiland Tribe

Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha you're busted jack! that is OK, we all have our quarks. Of course I don't, Bendrix does all that stuff. He likes to surf on carpets too!
Maybe he can clean my ears so mommy and daddy won't have to.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hahahaha-telling on brofurs is fun. Speedy duzent clean ears but he does check to make sure dat we've covered in da litter boks and den checks for kling ons. I'm so tired of haffing his noze up my butt!~Sadie

Lux said...

Gosh, I hope Silky doesn't decide to tell all my secrets someday! You two look so cool together.

Fat Eric said...

Hey, I do carpet-surfing too - on the rug in the hall! My mum can leave it flat at night and comes down in the morning and it is all rolled up into interesting shapes...

Ivan from WMD said...

Well, I can't really say anything because I do a lot of those things too.

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Those were so funny! Thank goodness I don't have any sibs, I'd be in real trouble!

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh boy you sure showed him up Persephone. Although, I have to say I do like a cat with a mixture of bad and good in them. FAZ

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun picking on eache other like my brothers and sisters do.

Your Friend, Batman

Rascal said...

Very interesting. Jack sounds like my kind of Cat.

Karen Jo said...

You busted Jack good, Persephone. I love the pictures.

Anonymous said...

oooooooooooh - Jack's BAD