HI!!!!! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I REPORTED!!!!!! I FOUND THIS JAR OF NUMMY TREATS!!!! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE EATEN SO MANY!!!!!
Several hours later.....![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcyZ3ztsWum9FWyzTd8afGnMnuybBD4G3CS09Fa0hWgBoIjmVD466rVybaoipkGnM30cuWqS1E-3UFHWoiqLiqr1-VzqOcShc0pW8KrxK_skXzsKQdHIUvGxjvUvsJElcRF4ooREnG-Y9N/s400/PersePHONY+report+5+(1).jpg)
The Mom-Person hid all her good Pooh toys, but I think I've found a good substitute. Is anyone looking?
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Hmmmm...no alarms going off.
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Alright! Let's grab one of these babies!
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Gaw wwn!!!
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Oh no you don't! You're not escaping me you little cat toy!!!
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I've gotten up to all kinds of other mischief too! When the Mom-Person came back after going to say goodbye to her Dad I pretended to be the Oh-So-Innocent Princess Pudgie-butt, and got the Mom-Person to pick me up for a cuddle and then I launched myself off her!
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I got the Mom-Person to start calling Little Miss Meepface "Miss Chompy McGee"!
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No Mom-Person's Book is safe from my Toothy Death!
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And no Dad-Person's Paper either!
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I stole a whole bunch of Poohs before the Mom-Person hid them all!
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I stole some Mom-Person dessert too!
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Why NO, "Mommy", I'm not trying to steal the catnip! I'm your sweet innocent little Persephone Girl-Cat!
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And now I'm going to plan my revenge on those little snitches that ratted me out!
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You'll never make the charges stick, Mom-Person!!!!