Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Tuesday Singalong

I Put A Paw On You

I put a paw on you
’cause you’re mine

You better stop the things you do
I ain’t purrin’
No I ain’t purrin’

You know I can’t stand it
You’re runnin’ around
You know better human
I can’t stand it when you put me down

I put a paw on you
Because you’re mine
You’re mine

I own you
I own you
I own you
I own you anyhow
And I don’t care
If you don’t want me
In your lap now

You hear me
I put a paw on you
Because you’re mine!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fetching on Friday

Mommy got a new Mousie Fetcher-Outer!

She says it's MUCH better than a stick!

She says every mommy and daddy should get one of these! They're much more efficient!

Efficient means more time to brush and pet and cuddle the girl-kitty, Queen of the Universes!!

She found a lot of mousies to fetch out!

Any more? No? Ok, time to whap them back under the furniture!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

For Charlie Taylor

For Charlie Taylor, who went to the Bridge yesterday in a shower of falling stars.

Please purr for my girlfriendcat KC, Charlie's sister, and his other sisters and brothers, and his Daddy Charley and most especially for Mommy ML, who probably misses her little cuddler kitty most of all.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Doing the Q!

We're Doing the Q!

Head on over to the blog to see all the other cat's and LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of floofy BELLEHS!!!!!!

This is my Attackative Fully Monty, give the Cat tree what-for!

This is me grooming after a strenuous workout doing Full Monty Fur-art Arrangement on my rug!

This is me doing the I'm a Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I dance dance dance!" Fully Monty!

This is my "Give me the 'nip GIVE ME THE 'NIP!" Curly Q tail! See? You can see the shadow of the nip bucket!

This is me doing a Fully Monty with Half-Twist and Bendy-neck!

Thank you, Monty, for such a great contest!!!!

Sunday, August 02, 2009

PersePHONY Report #5


Several hours later.....

The Mom-Person hid all her good Pooh toys, but I think I've found a good substitute. Is anyone looking?

Hmmmm...no alarms going off.

Alright! Let's grab one of these babies!

Gaw wwn!!!

Oh no you don't! You're not escaping me you little cat toy!!!

I've gotten up to all kinds of other mischief too! When the Mom-Person came back after going to say goodbye to her Dad I pretended to be the Oh-So-Innocent Princess Pudgie-butt, and got the Mom-Person to pick me up for a cuddle and then I launched myself off her!

I got the Mom-Person to start calling Little Miss Meepface "Miss Chompy McGee"!

No Mom-Person's Book is safe from my Toothy Death!

And no Dad-Person's Paper either!

I stole a whole bunch of Poohs before the Mom-Person hid them all!

I stole some Mom-Person dessert too!

Why NO, "Mommy", I'm not trying to steal the catnip! I'm your sweet innocent little Persephone Girl-Cat!

And now I'm going to plan my revenge on those little snitches that ratted me out!

You'll never make the charges stick, Mom-Person!!!!