Meme-cat Monday

Kate and Puddy tagged me for this meme a little while ago, and I never got around to it.

I did this one a couple times before and once Persephone tattled on me about weird stuff, and you can find them here, if you wanna read them.

My Answers to this meme from May
A Thursday Thirteen from April
My very first post

So I came up with 7 new weird things to say.

1/ I like to lick the lotion off my OTW. She puts on lots 'cause it's really dry here, especially in the winter when it's really cold, like now, and she says if she doesn't put it on, her skin will all dry out and crack, and shed like a snake. Me, I think she just needs to lick herself more to keep her skins in order.

2/ I like raw meats!!! I NEVER like new gooshy foods! But my OTW got us raw meat foods to let us try and I LOVE it!!! But Persephone doesn't wanna touch it, and even though I'd be happy to eat hers for us, my OTW says that isn't fair, but she can't have two cans open so we both have to eat the same gooshy foods. Anycat have any ideas on how to convince Persephone to try the raw meats? 'Cause I won't eat raw fishes and that's what SHE wants!

3/ I HATEHATEHATE snow!!!! I think it's EVIL, and it's OUT TO GET ME!!!! Most of you knew that though.

4/ Some of you also know I like playing Furry Little Leghold Trap.

5/ I taught my OTW to play 2am Tag with me. Occasionally I've been an only kitty, or lived with kitties who didn't like to play, so I made my OTW learn so I'd have someone to play with. I taught Andy's Ginger Lady when she lived with us too, but then the downstairs neighbours started complaining.

6/ I eat Temptations out on my OTW's hand. But never the first one. I also know to tap her hand with my paw if she doesn't have the next one ready when I've finished eating the last one she gave me.

7/ Anyone I like can touch me anywhere, except Spot #13. No one touches Spot #13, not even my OTW!!! You can touch my nose, and touch my toes, but you can't touch Spot #13. The furs around it are ok, though. I like getting rubs around the base of my tail, and my back legs.

I don't know that those are really weird, but it was all I could come up with!

By the way, I did punish my OTW when she came home from her trip. I didn't purr for her, no matter how much she scritched and rubbed on me for a WHOLE 5 MINUTES!!! And all week I've been making her feel guilty and getting her off the computer so she could make me a lap on the couch. But I never stay long. At least she's getting her mom's Christmas present done while I'm on her lap!

Double Thursday Thirteen

They're home!

They're home!

We just haven't been able to blog, 'cause she can't make laps when she's at the computer and it's COLD up here halfway to the meowing North Pole! (So we NEED our laps!!)

Since they were AWAY for a SQUILLION naps and DIDN'T BRING US ANY PRESENTS, we're gonna do a DOUBLE Thursday Thirteen 'cause that's more work, FOR HER!!!!

13 Reasons it SUCKS when the peoples go away!!!

1/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to make laps.
2/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to open the door for Hallway Exploration.
3/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to open gooshy foods tins.
4/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to turn on the taps for drinks.
5/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us Temptations before bed.
6/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us nip, and 'rassle with us when we're nipped up (Persephone made me put that in there!).
7/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us bellyrubs.
8/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us headrubs.
9/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us chinscritches.
10/ No Opposable Thumb Wenches to give us spinescritches.
11/ No ankles to use as headrests for nighttime naps, or heads to curl around to steal warms.
12/ No blogging.
13/ NO PRESENTS WHEN SHE GETS BACK!!!!!!!

13 Reasons it's GREAT when the Peoples go away!

1/ No one to tell us to get off the counter.
2/ No one to tell us to get off the table.
3/ No one to tell us to get out of the closet.
4/ No one to tell us to stop biting each other's ears.
5/ No one to tell us to stop scratching the carpet.
6/ No one to tell us to stop playing with her strings.
7/ No one to tell us to stop eating random things off the floor.
8/ No one to squirt us with the Bad Cat Bottle!
9/ No one to play vishus deers tricks on us.
10/ No one to kick us off the bed when we 'rassle on feets in the middle of the night.
11/ No one to give me yucky hairball goops whenever I wheeze a little wheeze. (It's NOTHING!!! I'm FINE!!! Get AWAY from me with that, Wench!)
12/ No sneak smooch attacks.
13/ All our friends can come over and HELP US WRECK THE PLACE!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!

Now make me a lap, OTW!!!!

How can you Leave???

How can you look at this face and leave? For three whole days and two whole nights?


How about this face??? Have you no hearts?



Sigh.

Hey everycat! My peoples are ABANDONING us!!!! They're leaving us all alone!!! Please come and keep us company! I know where the Tin of a Squillion Temptations is, and Persephone says she can get to the nip stash tin! Our toybox is on the bottom shelf where we can reach it, and the kibble bowls are overflowing! Please help us wreck the place....er keep us company, in our squillion-nap time of shocking neglect and laplessness!

White Wednesday

Grumble.

PS. Yes, I got chin scritches!

Toothy Tuesday

Scritch my chin.

IDYA #3: DUYS (Dress Up Your Staff)

As I mentioned before my humans ALWAYS dress silly!!

I mean, really!

So I tried dressing them up sober. It's the silliest thing I could think of! And my OTW would hate it as much I hate wearing costumes!

So after searching long and hard I found this outfit hidden deep in her closet where only we cats ever go! The Big One actually owns a few suits 'cause he needs them for work. I even dug around in the bathroom and found some make-up she had tried to hide behind the Bandaids, and made her do her hair all neat and tidy! But it sure was hard getting them to keep a straight face!

Stop giggling!!!

Right, knock that off!

Hey! Opposable Thumb Wench! PAY ATTENTION!!! Big One, stop talking to your spy buddies!!

Oh now come ON!!! Guns and glasses don't just appear out of nowhere!!

Right! HA! Gotcha!!!

SIGH.

Anycat want a couple of humans? Cheap?

Dona Nobis Pacem

Check our OTW's Peace Globe too!