Oh! I'm gonna get that Jack! Telling everycat about me getting into a little 'nip last night, and telling all my secrets in a Thursday Thirteen, and THEN going on about how he's such a good cat, last week! Well, this week I got the computer and I'm gonna tell everycat what Jack's REALLY like!!
Jack sneaks into the storage closet. Food Lady-Mom doesn’t like us going in the closets anyway, but the storage closet is off-limits.
Jack yells at Food Lady-Mom when she sings.
Jack tries to clean everycat’s ears, even when they don’t want it.
Food Lady-Mom has to hide ALL her paintbrushes and she doesn’t even have any make-up brushes anymore, ‘cause Jack STEALS them!!
Jack sometimes jumps up on Food Lady-Mom’s back and won’t get down, so she either has to lay down or dump him off which means she gets the claws!
When Jack poops, it smells like something died in the litterbox! And he never covers it either!
Jack will claw at the shower curtain until Food Lady-Mom sticks her hand out and lets him drink water off her fingertips.
Food Lady-Mom can’t put down carpets anywhere, ‘cause Jack surfs on them.
Jack SAYS he only likes silk and linen, but if Food Lady-Mom doesn’t keep the silk leaves (which are NOT really silk!) up high where he can’t reach them, Jack STEALS them!.
Jack likes to annoy Whisper by cuddling up to Whisper’s Dead Dustmop.
Jack hogs everything red.
Jack GROWLS at Food Lady-Mom!! He loves her best, but he growls at her. Sometimes he puts the bitey on her nose too!
Jack does TOO eat ‘nip!!!!!
See?!? Licking up the ‘nip!!
What? Hey!! Hey!! Get out of here!
Get that camera out of my face!!! No Pawparazzi!!!
Hey! HEY!!! Get outta here!!!