Friday, September 30, 2011

Rotten Birfday


I need a new Mom-Lady. This one is a Bad Mom-Lady. It's my birfday tomorrow, and I'm going to be TWO and she says I'm all growed-up now, and she's going to go visit with dinosaurs tomorrow instead of loving on me!


I need to find a place to hide so when she comes home, she can't find me and thinks I runned away!


Someplace to set fire to her with my brains...


And I'll lay in wait for her someplace she'll never look


And jump out and EAT HER LADYFINGERS!!!!


I think I'd be a good dinosaur!
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Oh. My. Bast! BALLS!!!! CATNIP MOUSIES!!!! PiRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

PIRATES!!! With HAM!!!



BILLY!!!! BILLY!!! BILLY!!!!! PIRATES!!!! WITH HAM!!!! (Lookit 0:32!)

Monday, September 19, 2011

Me-ARRRRRRRRRRR!!! PiRATSSSSSS!!!


Me-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!! It's Meow Like a Pirate Day Again! I'm a Pretty, Pretty Pirate Queen with my Mommy-Matey!


NO!! Don't wanna put it on!!


DON'T WANNA!!!!!!


Me-AARRRRROW!!! I be puttin' the toothy-death on dis thin'!!!!



FREEDOM!!! Freedom for our Mousey-Brethren!!! SQUEARRRRRK!!!


Jack! JACK!!! JACK!!! PiRATs be stealin' our mousie-slavies!!!!


RUN AWAY!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!


ME-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!


I GOF WUN!!! I GOF WUN!!!!



Me-ARRRRR! We House-Panther-Pirates be takin' care o' this mess of piRATs!!!

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(Wench!!!! You can't see my knife from KC!!! What kind o' piratographer are you?)

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Musical Monday with Tenzing

The Mom-Lady forgot it was Meow Like a Pirate Day so I get to post TWO posts today!!!


And now for a musical number! DANCING, BILLY!!!! The Mom-Lady writed ME a song!!!


Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Outside!


Rolling, rolling, rolling
Though the winds are blowing
Keep them kitties rolling
Outside!


Dust and dirt and this stuff
Crap all caught in my fluff
Wishing mom would leave me …outside


In the Out I have all
The concrete, grasses, gravel
They’re waiting at the doorstep …outside


Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Roll 'em up , Flop 'em down
Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Outside


Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Twist 'em ‘round, Stretch 'em out
Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Outside


Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
Though Mommies are a-scolding
Keep them kitties rolling
Outside

(BIGGIFY PICTURE!)


It’s no fun on the carpet
Open-doors and we’re set
Soon we'll be rolling hard …outside

(RAWR! BIGGIFY AGAIN!!!)


My paws they are a-batting
Dancing on the matting
Open please, the door to …outside


Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Roll 'em up , Flop 'em down
Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Outside


Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Twist 'em ‘round, Stretch 'em out
Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Outside


Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Roll 'em up , Flop 'em down
Flop 'em down, Roll 'em up
Outside


Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Twist 'em ‘round, Stretch 'em out
Stretch 'em out, Twist 'em ‘round
Outside


Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Outside

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Midnight Monday with Persephone


A rare ::coughcough:: sighting of the Not-Elusive-At-All-Really Meeploaf! Happy Midnight Monday!

Thank you to all my friends for coming to my last-minute party! I had GREAT birthday, even without new presents from my Stingy Wench!



I think I need a nap, too. Come back here, sunspot!

And for those who may have missed it on the cat Blogosphere (HOW?!?!) Kienan Hebert was returned safely and UNHARMED!!! at around 3am Sept 11. THANK YOU for all your prayers and good thought and everything!

Still partying!


My beloved girlfriendcat KC asked me to keep the party going.... so we ARE!!!


We can climb on stuff and knock down things before the Mom-Lady fills it up!


We can play tunnel wars!


Or cat tree wars!


You can roll on the deck with Tenzing!


Or freak out the Mom-Lady!


Or the neighbours!!!


Or go up on the mantle and plot to take over Ceiling!!!



Come play with us!



But while you do, please keep thinking good thoughts and praying prayers and lighting candles for Kienan Hebert, the son of the OTW's friends. He's still not home safe.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Happy 15th Birthday, Jack!!!

The OTW said we couldn't have a party because she's still sick, and the house is mostly not unpacked and noisy people are coming today to give her new counters. And I get no presents because I have Too Much Stuff! Too Much STUFF???? Stingy wench! ::grumplegrumple::

I say we have a party anyway! But there's no point in trashing... it's all a mess already!!!

Come see our new place!


It's a good place! All our toys and beds are here already and unpacked!


And we can play our favourite games!


There's lots of BOXES!!!! You can help me find which one the voles are hiding in!


And these catnip-playthings!


We have a sunny balcony again!


And stairs to play on! TWO of them!


And to play King of Mountain on!


HEY! I said "NONE shall pass!"


Jurk.


Best of all, this place the OTW found me has SUNSPOTS!!!!!!


Well, *I* got a present! It's a... um.... this piece of wood. But it smells SO YUMMY!!!

Let me see, Seph-a-lump!


No! It's MINE!!!


No, it's not! I got it! I got it!

Hmph!


It's MINE!! Ooooooo, it's YUMMY!!!


NOM NOM NOM


Nom nom nom...


Hey, this IS pretty good....


What?


I wasn't playing with it.


Wasn't.