Friday, September 30, 2011

Rotten Birfday


I need a new Mom-Lady. This one is a Bad Mom-Lady. It's my birfday tomorrow, and I'm going to be TWO and she says I'm all growed-up now, and she's going to go visit with dinosaurs tomorrow instead of loving on me!


I need to find a place to hide so when she comes home, she can't find me and thinks I runned away!


Someplace to set fire to her with my brains...


And I'll lay in wait for her someplace she'll never look


And jump out and EAT HER LADYFINGERS!!!!


I think I'd be a good dinosaur!
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Oh. My. Bast! BALLS!!!! CATNIP MOUSIES!!!! PiRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aww Tenzing, you can come to our house, our mom loves orange boys and she gives out scritches and rubbies freely. She even lets us use her as a bed sometimes.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well, maybe our mommy isn't so great after all, she furgot to tell you dat we said HAPPY PURRTHDAY!

Fuzzy Tales said...

No, no, we hope you have a GREAT birthday! Maybe your mom will bring you back presents and treats--she certainly should!

A few Good Cats said...

Tenzing, all of us wish you a happy man cat 2nd birthday with lots of good things. If you like, our human staff would be more than happy to love on you as much and as long as you want! (But we think your Mom-Lady will, too!)

William said...

Happy birthday, Tenzing! At least your mom didn't forget, which is what mine usually does!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is so rude. It sounds like something my human would do. Mean people! Mean people! You should have a great birthday though without her. Maybe a house trashing?

The Lee County Clowder said...

It might be more effective to give her your best 'sad cat' eyes, and let her know how unhappy you are that she abandoned you on your purrrthday.

Or you could just hack up a hairball or two on her pillow.

Whichever you think would work better.

The Meezers or Billy said...

HAPPY PURRFDAY RED MENISS!! COME TO MINE HOUSE AND LIVE WIF ME!!! WE CAN PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY ALL THE TIME! - OrinchMeniss

Tober the Cat said...

Happy Birthday, Tenzing!

I agree with the Lee County Clowder--try the cat sadface like Puss in Boots on Shrek. That oughtta get some attentions!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Tenzing! Sounds like at our house. Jan doesn't throw us parties either. We can always have a house trashing party while your mom is playing with dinosaurs.

Ikaika said...

Happy Birthday, Tenzing!!! You're looking very handsome and fierce!

gtnco said...

we hope you have a good birthday anyway tenzing! with lots of sleeping and treats :)
go ginger kitties!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Tenzing!! Look at all that stuff your mom-lady got you!!

Happy Birthday!! We hope you have a great day!!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Tenzing.

Btw, in your mo cat day post there is a cute little orange and white kitten, who is that?

Derby, Ducky said...

Happy Purrthday Tenzing. You make your mum love on you lots as soon a she gets home.

Jack, Persephone and Tenzing said...

Anonymous, the orinch and white meniss is Fafnir. We were staying with him and his peoples a while. I wanted him to come with us and be my new brother, but his peoples wanted to keep him.

Who are you?

~Tenzing

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Tenzing! Look at all of those balls and catnip mousies ... maybe you can enjoy them until your Mom-Lady gets home from looking at the dinosaurs. Have a happy, happy day, Buddy.

Laura and Jet Dragon said...

Happy birthday, Tenzing! What a lot of toys for your special day.

Laura and Taffy

Eric and Flynn said...

Belated Happy Birthday Tenzing. Maybe your mum will bring you home a dinosaur. Do they have mini dinosaurs?

Marlene said...

Another belated happy birthday.