I have some bad news, everycat. Persephone has had a relapse. Last Night my OTW found her rolling on the kitchen floor, with glazed eyes, and her tongue hanging out, and her paws waving in the air.
She was lying by the same tin she committed fanged robbery at previously, a known 'nip trafficking spot, covered in the evidence of her sad fall from sobriety. She was meowing disjointedly about parties and nip and how she knew the 'nip gods wouldn't have forsaken her.
At first she was all "I LOOOOOVE you, Food Lady-Mom!!!" and "I wanna plaaaaaaaaaay!!" but when my OTW tried to confiscate the mouse-baggie of nip, Persephone got a little... rambuctious. Her claws came out and the paws started flailing.
She started yelling for her nip, accusing my OTW of trying to hoard all the 'nip for herself! And then she tried to chew through the baggie to get the nip into a giant pile on the floor to roll in, before my OTW could get it away!
Mmy OTW finally got the baggie away, Persephone got a little wild and desperate at the smell of the 'nip that had gotten all over them and tried to attack her hands and rub all over them!
She even started yelling rude things about my OTW's mental capacity, moral fitness, and the marital status of her maternal parent (who's really a nice lady even if she doesn't like cats)!
When she finally settled down she started getting all "I have NOT got the munchies!!! I'm just hungry! I'm a growing girlcat!!" as if we didn't all know better! My OTW saided she was going to have to report her to the KittyCOPS!
So, sadly, her parole was revoked and she ended up in kitty jail again, where she mournfully meowed jailcat songs and rattled her food bowl along the bars to get the guards' attention. She started talking about finding herself a pet mousie toy to be her prison pet.
So, that's why we missed the party. Persephone will have to do Catmunity Service when she gets out, and has been ordered to attend Catnip Anonymous.
Anycat know how we get her in?