Thursday, March 15, 2007

Thursday Thirteen-Squeak Edition

Thirteen things about Squeak!

1. Squeak is the only cat Whisper never growls at.

2. Squeak's back legs are longer than her front legs, so my OTW calls her Speedybutt (we all have "-butt" names. But her human calls her Widebutt, because her back end looks big).

3. Squeak is almost as big as Persephone now, and she's only 4 months old.

4. Squeak thinks the computer chair with the sheepskin is her mommy.

5. Squeak now lives next door, and she gets to come over for play dates.

7. Squeak likes to climb inside people clothes, while the people are still in them!

5. Squeak is a tabby-calico

6. Squeak can yell really really loud.

9. Squeak thinks she can beat me up.

10. Squeak is a really good rassler.

11. Squeak has a golden paw.

12. But one day she had a BLUE paw.

13. Squeak has NO BRAINS!*

*Squeak had a blue paw because SHE JUMPED INTO MY OTW'S STINKY BLUE WATER VAT!!!!!! The one she uses to make things blue! Squeak's just lucky my OTW caught her in mid-air and she only got one paw in!

Squeak eats wood off the floor in the bathroom without the litterboxes, that the Big One was fixing. We're not even supposed to be in there, Squeak just runs in the moment the door is open and starts eating wood!

Squeak likes to sit in the litter. And not just when my OTW has cleaned them and put in fresh litter. ALL the time! Even when it's really stinky and wet and needs changing! She even once went in and sat down beside Persephone while she was trying to poop! And stuck her tail under Persephone's butt!

I did my best to train her before she went, and Persphone was a great assistant, but really, I don't know about her! She's great in a rassling match, but not so good in the thinking department! And I don't know if she's even smart enough to know you don't rassle vishus deers, and she's certainly plump enough to be a really juicy good meal for a vishus deer!

Speaking of vishus deers, my OTW saw one beside our building! Right beside it! In the place where the Big One parks his Blue Machine! And where I explore in the summer! It was just sashaying across the parking lot!

Right there below me on the ground is where the Big One parks his Blue Machine! Right over there in front of the big green box (except in OUR parking lot) is where the vishus deer nonchalantly sauntered when my people saw it! This window is at the end of the hall outside my door!

I don't know if it was lying in wait to spy on my peoples, or if it was trying to figure out how to get at the kitty who lives on the second floor at that end of the building in the back, and has her litterbox on the balcony!

This weather has got to go away soon! the vishus deers don't seem to come so close when there's no snow!


Daisy said...

I think I love little Squeak, what a great and silly girl she is! And she is very lucky to get to come over for play dates. It sounds like she still has some things to learn, so it is good that you are helping to train her in all things Cat.

Christine and FAZ said...

Wow, this is a lot of information. Squeak sounds like a very interesting young cat. She's lucky she has you Jack because you could decide not to take any nonsense when she wants to play and just bop her instead. FAZ

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Squeak sounds like a hoot. And soooooo cute.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Scary about the Vishus Deer!

Squeak is very cute, but it does sound like she needs a good teacher. You are a good mentor, Jack.

Forty Paws said...

Squeak is soooooo adorable!!! Don't know why she likes to eat wood though! Maybe she'll just grow out of the sitting in the litter box faze. Kittens seem to have an obsession with the litter box.

Luf, Us

sammawow said...

Watch out carefully in case the vishus deer returns! Squeak looks quite adorable and it's good that you are mentoring her!

Purrrs, China Cat & Willow

Mr. Hendrix said...

Aw, that is a great list. Squeak sounds like she kept your OTW and now her beans very busy. It is good she has play dates with you so you can teach her all the stuff she needs to know.
That is funny Whisper doesn't hiss at her! He must know she's a bit crazy.
Tell Persephone that mommy still sings the song your mommy made up for her and laughs and laughs.

Leona said...

HE HE HE. I think Squeak might be Guy's long lost sister. He is not so big in the brain's department either and does a lot of those same things!

Karen Jo said...

I like the list about Squeak. She sounds like a handful and a half. I'm glad she comes over for play dates, so you can keep teaching her about all things cat. That's scary about the vishus deer coming right up to your apartment house.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Little Squeekster is a cutie! She's just in that wild baby-cat phase.
Those vishus deer are getting bolder and bolder these days! Keep a close watch on your area and warn any cats who might be out & about.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Omigosh, da vishus deer are getting bold arent they! Mom sez dat her cat when she wuz little wuz a litter boks inthuziast. No other kitty cood uze da boks wifout him 'helping'. Maybe Squeek (funny spelling) will out grow it, or not.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Squeak looks gawgus! You are lucky to have such a fab friend. love the golden paws too!

Kate (Pablo's mum) said...

It's great that Squeak still lives nearby so she can play with you all. She's grown so much since you first posted pictures of her! Oh, and once, a whitecat Kate knew called Morris was dyed blue with food dye by a 'friend' of his owner. Although it looked kinda cool, Kate wasn't terribly impressed.

Ivan from WMD said...

Those are great pictures, Jack! Squeak is a little cutie.

Tara said...

Squeak is such a cutie! I would love to rassle with her! Sounds like you did your best to train her, but, as they say, you can lead a kitty to water....

Jake and Bathsheba said...

It's been said multiple times, but bears repeating: Squeak is SUCH a cutie.


Beware those vishus deer. I can always lend my evil eyes to scare them away.


Kimo and Sabi said...

Soe is Squeak a Tabico or Calabby?

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Squeek you am da cutest kitty! When we're little kitties we loves to get into efurrything. Dat's why we come into our beans lives so we can keep them busy.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

Squeak is really cute ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Squeek is a little cutie, and she is lucky to have you to teach her everything. Watch out furr the vishus deer though

Skeezix the Cat said...

I wood LOVE to have a kyoot kittin like Sqweek! Yer vary lukky to git to play with her!

But oooohhhh, vary scary abowt the vishus deer! I'm glad yer patrolling and keeping evrybuddy safe!!!

Anonymous said...

Squeak, duz you ackshully get ta chew an swallow the wood? i neffur got that far yet, but i been tryin' ta put the bitey on the corner of the Lady's desk fur a wile now. i hazzn't gotten furry far wif eatin' it tho.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Very good Thursday Thirteen!

And we wonder about Squeak, too. Togethernus is great, but we draw the line at the litterbox. Amitedly, we have 3 boxes and there are only 2 of us (so no waiting), but still we give each other a bit of privacy!

Nice that Squeak in next door an can visit though!