Monday, March 05, 2007

Midnight Monday

Jack said I could have Midnight Monday this week 'cause he's doing Tummy Tuesday tomorrow. So I wanted to tell you all about this wonderful song my Food lady made just for me, and me only! She must love me very much. And I don't care how much Jack laughs when she sings it, 'cause she wouldn't make me a song if she didn't love me would she?

This is a very special song that she only sings at special times, and I think she must love me very very much because before she sings this song, she gives me wonderful wonderful great 'nip, that I love so much and want all the time.

I roll all over the floor in my nip, and meow and roll some more and then she sings me my song!

Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't care
Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't care
Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't ca-a-a-a-a-a-are!
Just give me 'nip today!

Isn't that a wonderful song? And it's mine! Just for me! I have a wonderful Food Lady!!!


Hot(M)BC said...

Heh heh heh! Great song Persephone. I'll have to show our Mom that song so she can sing it for Mini. If that's ok with you, that is.
your bud Pepi

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

I can see the catnip in your fur! :) Terrific photos. Your mom made up a great song for you!

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Ha, ha that is a great song.

Mr. Hendrix said...

What a great song Persephone! I agree that your mommy must love you lots to sing you such a nice song. When Jack laughs, just remember, it's your song. "Kitty crack whore.... and I don't care..." Wow, that's going to be in my head all day.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

That's a grate song Persephone, don't let Jack's laffing make you think it's not. Mom's who love der kitties always sing silly songs and give us silly names. It's a good thing.

LZ said...

Oh boy, the Lap Lady choked on her tea for that one! Wow, I guess that is a real song of love. I understand your need for the nip completely!


Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! I agree, yer Mommie must love you a lot to make up a special song just for you. And now, my Mommie is singin' it to me. I think you are right, it is a good thing.

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

Yes, it's ok if your moms sing my song to you. But they can't sing it to Jack, 'cause it's MY song and he has his own song! ~Persephone

HRH Yao-Lin said...

LOL LOL very good song!!

The Crew said...

I know your Food Lady loves you so much. But have you considered getting outside help for your problem, dear. I can highly recommend Catnip Anonymous. It's helped me.


Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

What problem George? My 'nip isn't 'anonymous' It's 'Cosmic'.

What, Jack? Oh. Jack says 'anonymous' means someone you don't know.

But I still don't see what the problem is! I KNOW the 'nip giver. It's my Food Lady! She's not 'nonymous!

Anonymous said...

That's an excellent song, and clearly sung with love! By the way, you look just like I did when I was one year old. Purrs!