What's Going ON???

What's going ON?!?!?

Where's all the stuff in my Climbing Closet?

Where's all the stuff in my personal Window Room?

We're moving, I told you, Tenzing!

Moving.......? Why?

Is it because I climbed in the closet?

And tried to walk on the ceiling?

Was it because I climbed on the boxes?

Or tried to eat the claw-steal-y thing? It stoled my claws!

Was it because I fight with Jack and Persephone too much?

And tried to eat your rug?

Why don't you want me anymore? Aren't I cute enough?

You silly Smooshy-cat! I told you, we're taking you with us! We love you, doofball! You're not going to be left behind this time! And there'll be a new place to explore, and new hallways to sneak into, and wonderful surprises especially made for you!

Are you sure? You're not going to leave me alone again? I'm not going to have to find a new family?

No, we're really not going to leave you!

Do I still have to go to the V-E-T? You're not going to leave me there?

No, we're not leaving you there! Yes, you still have to go!

I'm still going to holler the whole way there!

I know! I know!

What's going ON?!?!? Mommy! Why are there peoples I don't know taking our stuffs? Tenzing says it's because you don't want us anymore!!! You want me, right? You love me! You're my mommy! You're not going away like Daddy, are you?

No, Sephy-cat, Tenzing's just upset because his last people left him behind. I'm not leaving any of you behind, I promise! And Daddy didn't go away, he's just staying at the new place to make it perfect for us!


Don't look at me, human. I've been sitting here for hours licking her head and letting her snuggle me, telling her it was fine, you just wanted to disrupt the universe and take all our stuff somewhere else, so we have to get it all perfect all over again, just when it was all perfect right here. Can't we at least leave the Unnecessary Kitten behind?

NO!

Birthday Presents

Can you believe it? My OTW wasn't going to get me ANY PRESENTS!!! NONE!

She said, "In a couple weeks you're going to get the best present I can give you, time alone with me and away from the kitten!" and "There's nothing at the stores you don't already have and ignore!"

The NERVE of some humans!


But she couldn't do it! She couldn't not give ME, her man-cat, presents! Look at all the cushy beds she got me!!!


Your offerings of paper twists and fresh guts please me, wench!


You should have washed these beds first though. They smells all sting-my-nosey.


I don't know what your problem is Jack! These are NICE!


*I* like them, mommy! Thank you! Can I have some Tem-tay-shuns, please?

Happy Birthday Jack

Happy Birthday, Jack, Oh Best Beloved! I can't believe you're 14!

I wish you comfy pillows, mom-sweaters, and fleecy blankets,

Lots of laps,

Cozy boxes and baskets,

And sunbeams to soak up,

Sometimes even at the same time!

I wish you tons of tummy rubs,

And lots of papers to push,

Berds to watch,

A beloved Sistercat to hold paws with,

And a brothercat you get along with!

I love you, my Small and Adored One!

You know, I'd settle for you getting the Meniss OFF me! Can't I have no-brothercat for my birthday?

No, but in a couple weeks we'll have a studio of our own and at least you can escape him while we work!

I want you to play with me with my guts and fev-vers more, too.

Anything you want, my Little Spratling!

Mo' Cats Day

A year ago some silly humans had a "No Cats on the Innernets" Day


They're doing that again?


NO CATS ON THE INNERNETS??!?!?


I will eat their faces and set fire to them wif my brains!


No, they did "No Cats" LAST year. But the Mommies and Daddies Fixed It. This year we're doing "MO'Cats on the Innernets"


Oh. Well. That's alright then.


We can't trust the Ebil-Arch-Nemesis-People-Person-Kitty-Cuddlers to fix anything! I'm a Sooperhero-cat! I'LL Fix IT!

I will lure them wiff floofs!And when they try to rub it...


I will bite Them and Kick Them and Call them George!


I'd better wait here in hiding until they come along.


Whoa! That is one Messed Up Meniss!


Come on, Persephone. We'd better rescue the humans again. They can't fall in the little Spazmo's trap if they're too busy rubbing the bellehs all out in the open! You know they can't go a day without THIS!


Ok, ok. Hey! Humans! Lookit my Pretty Pretty Princess Belleh!!!

Midnight Monday-My Sister

This is MY sistercat. Not the Unnecessary Kitten's. MINE.


I love her.


She makes a great pillow.


She's awesome for snuggles.


Most of the time... Stop kicking me in the face, Seph!

Easy Like Sunday- Tenzing's Box

Easy like Sunday, in an old planter box. (Dirtdirtdirt!!!! ~T)





Or, maybe not so easy....


Are you taking pictures of the Unnecessary Kitten again, OTW?

Come see us at the Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos on Nikitia and Elvira's blog!

And at the Carnival of the Cats on Kashim, Othello and Salome's blog!