Saturday, September 11, 2010

Birthday Presents

Can you believe it? My OTW wasn't going to get me ANY PRESENTS!!! NONE!

She said, "In a couple weeks you're going to get the best present I can give you, time alone with me and away from the kitten!" and "There's nothing at the stores you don't already have and ignore!"

The NERVE of some humans!

But she couldn't do it! She couldn't not give ME, her man-cat, presents! Look at all the cushy beds she got me!!!

Your offerings of paper twists and fresh guts please me, wench!

You should have washed these beds first though. They smells all sting-my-nosey.

I don't know what your problem is Jack! These are NICE!

*I* like them, mommy! Thank you! Can I have some Tem-tay-shuns, please?


KC said...

O, Jack, really really nice.
Can I come join you?
Love & Purrs,

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

You can join me anytime! Maybe we should wait to snuggle in the new beds until the OTW has washed them when the laundry room is open, though! They hurt my nose!


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Your new beds are lovely. We hope you soon get them smelling just right though.

The Island Cats said...

Oh three beds!! Looks like you have room for company!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Those beds look pretty floofy and cosy. We'd be happy to come up and stinkify them for's just one of the many little services we Lounge Kats can provide.