Uh Oh!!!!

Exhibit "A"

Table cats are not allowed on.

Exhibit "B"

Location of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker went to bed.

Exhibits "C" and "D"

Locations of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker awoke.

Exhibit "E"

Suspected Squiggle Thief


Suspect:

Furs: Black
Eyes: Gold/Green
Height: 12 inches approx.
Weight: 10 lbs approx
Sex: Female
Age: 22 months
Notes: Four-pawed Foot-pad suspected to be clawed and dangerous.
Several priors for nip-related domestic disturbances, and tin-robberies.



Uh OH!!!

Look at my innocent face, Mommy!! I couldn't POSSIBLY be the Squiggle Thief!

Quick!! Everycat, help me find out my Evil Twin's name before Santa Claws comes!!!!!! My Evil Twin must have done it, and I have to tell Santa her name or he'll think it's me and Jack says I'll get coals in my stocking!!!

Tummy Tuesday Again

C'mon... rub my belly! You know you wanna! ~Jack


Come closer...closer, little human paw!!! ~Persephone

PS. We know it's really late now, but if there's anykitty who still wants a Christmas card from us, and hasn't e-mailed us yet, please do! My OTW made us not-really-Christmas-y-looking-at-all ones 'cause she knew the Man in Blue Shorts' dogsled doggies are really slow and doesn't think very many of them will get to where they're going in time anyway, so you can still hang it up after Christmas! Please e-mail us with your address if you want one!

jackofallshadesandshadows AT hotmail DOT com

You can get cards from Almost-at-the-North-Pole!!!

Special Formerly Feral Friday!

Today's my Gotchaversary!!! I came here to live with mommy and Daddy and Jack and Whisper 1 Year ago!!!


Me, one year ago!

Jack got me a present!!


It's a Nip Ravioli!!!!!!


I lovelovelove it!!!


Oh, oh, oh! NIPNIPNIPNIPNIPNIPNIP!!!!


I will bite it and squeeze it and call it George!


Now George and me are gonna nap!!! My head is all spinny!

The nip ravioli actually comes from Kashim and Othello, via Hot(M)BC! It was my prize for being the 1000th commenter. Thank you Kashim and Othello!

I gave it to Persephone for her Gotchversary 'cause she's CRAZY for nip! We even had to give it to her a day early, 'cause she went crazy as soon as the Big One brought the mail into the house! My OTW culdn't figure out why until she realized it was Persephone's Nipping Call!!


I like it too, though. And got to lick on it later!


The paper was fun too! Thank you!

Easy like Sunday

Really, almost every day is like Sunday around here, now that the Big One hunts from home. I mean he still gets up early, but no rushing around to get ready to go into the Out most days. And my OTW plays with string or types on the computer all day, every day since we moved up here. And she gets up after the sun has already gone to the other side of the building, so we even get to nap on the warm all morning. Still, everycat needs a day where they just lazy about and let even cat stuff take care of itself.


Wake me when it's time for gooshy foods...


Stop typing, mommy! It's disturbing my nap!

PS. We know it's kind of late, but we saw several kitties are collecting addresses to exchange cards with. We'd like to, too, so we can make the Man in Blue Shorts' mail-delivering dogsled doggies jealous! We tried to catch the ones we found, but we're sure we didn't see all of them. Please e-mail us with your address if you want to exchange cards!

jackofallshadesandshadows AT hotmail DOT com

You can get cards from Almost-at-the-North-Pole!!!

So-Glad-We're-Not-Feral Friday

I'm so glad we're not feral.


This is what it looks like outside. It's -29 out there. That's Canadian. In American that's -20.


Remember what our Vishus Deer Guardpost looked like?


This is what it looks like now. Even Persephone runs away when my OTW opens the window!!


She's been finding stuff to keep her occupied though.


Lots of stuff. All over the floor. Little niphead.


Me, I've mostly just been napping.

Thursday Thirteen-Art inspired by ME!!!!!!

My OTW was taking some pictures of her dyes for someone and while she was flipping through her sample books from school, I saw these as I snoopervised. So I thought I would do a Thursday Thirteen on all the art I've modelled for to help my OTW! It's all me! MEMEME!!! Not Persephone, the ear-biter! (I think she's been reading your blog too much William, and she's been getting ideas from your sisters!)

Well...ok...it's just 'cause Persephone hadn't come to live with us yet. But Grumpybutt lived with us the second year she was in school and it's STILL all ME!!!

(ed. by OTW: That's because it's easier to draw outlines of a solid colour cat. Don't get too big for your furry little pants, cat-face!)

Hey! OTW, get off my blog!!!!


This is a couple of stencils she made of me!


What happens when my OTW doesn't do what I want. I think she's not taking me seriously though. Hmph.


The stencil of me again. With a tree. In the sun. I miss the sun.


This is me from a sketch, painted on her strings.


Paw prints walking all over her fabric!!! Heeheehee!


An old and very pale drawing of me as a kitten!!!


Excuse me? "Damned Cat"?!? Of course I wasn't sitting still! I was trying to protect you from that evil thing that was attacking your hand!! Ungrateful human!!!


Because I'm gorgeous and what better subject for your art is there?


Well, if you insist on letting evil things attack your hands instead of letting me kill it and letting you pet me in gratitude, what do you expect?


At least she wasn't flashing the flashy box at me while I tried to sleep. She still would have done better to pet me.


I decided to show her my back to show her what I thought of all the not-pettingness going on. This is the sketch that she made the weaving from.


And of course the piece my OTW made for Eclair's art contest last year!


A close up to show my whiskers and my shiny black nose.


And a close-up of my evil fev-ver-butt mousie onna string!


Hee!!! And my OTW's staff shirt! I should make her put this on ALL her t-shirts! Maybe if I make her wear a uniform around here I'll get better service!!!

(ed. by OTW: did you notice I put pawprints all over it to show how he walks all over me? Ungrateful cat! I oughta smooch your nose!)

Hey!!! Off the blog!!!!

Meme-cat Monday

Kate and Puddy tagged me for this meme a little while ago, and I never got around to it.

I did this one a couple times before and once Persephone tattled on me about weird stuff, and you can find them here, if you wanna read them.

My Answers to this meme from May
A Thursday Thirteen from April
My very first post

So I came up with 7 new weird things to say.

1/ I like to lick the lotion off my OTW. She puts on lots 'cause it's really dry here, especially in the winter when it's really cold, like now, and she says if she doesn't put it on, her skin will all dry out and crack, and shed like a snake. Me, I think she just needs to lick herself more to keep her skins in order.

2/ I like raw meats!!! I NEVER like new gooshy foods! But my OTW got us raw meat foods to let us try and I LOVE it!!! But Persephone doesn't wanna touch it, and even though I'd be happy to eat hers for us, my OTW says that isn't fair, but she can't have two cans open so we both have to eat the same gooshy foods. Anycat have any ideas on how to convince Persephone to try the raw meats? 'Cause I won't eat raw fishes and that's what SHE wants!

3/ I HATEHATEHATE snow!!!! I think it's EVIL, and it's OUT TO GET ME!!!! Most of you knew that though.

4/ Some of you also know I like playing Furry Little Leghold Trap.

5/ I taught my OTW to play 2am Tag with me. Occasionally I've been an only kitty, or lived with kitties who didn't like to play, so I made my OTW learn so I'd have someone to play with. I taught Andy's Ginger Lady when she lived with us too, but then the downstairs neighbours started complaining.

6/ I eat Temptations out on my OTW's hand. But never the first one. I also know to tap her hand with my paw if she doesn't have the next one ready when I've finished eating the last one she gave me.

7/ Anyone I like can touch me anywhere, except Spot #13. No one touches Spot #13, not even my OTW!!! You can touch my nose, and touch my toes, but you can't touch Spot #13. The furs around it are ok, though. I like getting rubs around the base of my tail, and my back legs.

I don't know that those are really weird, but it was all I could come up with!

By the way, I did punish my OTW when she came home from her trip. I didn't purr for her, no matter how much she scritched and rubbed on me for a WHOLE 5 MINUTES!!! And all week I've been making her feel guilty and getting her off the computer so she could make me a lap on the couch. But I never stay long. At least she's getting her mom's Christmas present done while I'm on her lap!