Widebody Wednesday

As several kitties pointed out, my Midnight Monday picture worked for Tummy Tuesday AND Widebody Wednesday as well. As can be seen here: Midnight Monday

Warning:content of previous post may not be suitable for younger kitties(as several kitties also pointed out).

I wish to assure all the Lady-kitties out there, that this was just a trick of the camera (the OTW is sneaky that way). While I am of a good, solid weight, appropriate for a gentleman-cat of my age and size, I am in fact quite sleek and svelte as you can see in this picture.

I exercise with guts and jingly balls several times a day, and am fighting trim as they say. I also take plenty of naps and participate in sports such as Tag, Kitty Nascar and Tableleg Wrestling.

By the way, Rascal, another handsome Midnight kitty has a good photo documentary on this sport on his blog today, you should go see it.

As you can see in this picture, I do have a substantial belly pouch. I think this makes me look quite dignified and handsome, don't you?

It's all skin, of course.

I believe it is this handsome belly pouch that gives me freedom to stretch out quite long. More than a yard infact!

Unfortunately, as seen in Monday's post, it also means that when I lay on my back to let the sun warm my belly, and store up solar power for the night, it tends to spread out to all sides and make me look......well, wide.

I do wish my OTW would stop calling it my Belly Floop. And laughing at me when it swings from side to side as I trot.

I hope you Lady-cats will understand, Monday's picture is not a true representation of my appearance, and will not judge me too harshly based on it.

Dona Nobis Pacem

I want peace too. I especially want peace with Grumpybutt ‘cause then I can snuggle with him, but I want peace everywhere else too!

There's lots of kitties out there who already have it bad enough being out on the streets without a good home and humans to love them and feed them and pet them and give them treats and play with feathers with them, and if those streets are in a war zone it's even worse for the kitties, because they could be shot or blown up or run over by really big machines.

And it’s bad for the dogs and humans too.

So I think the humans should stop trying to shoot each other and blow each other up and be peaceful. Oh, and get a kitty to love, because then they'll be happier and maybe not want to fight so much.

I think the least everycat deserves is a good home and enough to eat, and love and scritches and not to have to be scared all the time. And so does every human.

(Me and Grumpybutt not fighting!)

PS. My OTW just started a blog and she put up a Peace Globe too. Go see hers! (The link’s at the side there, under my Vishus Deer of the North Pamphlet link)

Midnight Monday

My OTW has a Black Cat Fetish! No really!! Look!!!

I thought it was just all the constant pictures she was taking of me. And then I found out about the file of pictures of other black cats on her computer.

But then, I found THIS in her files!!!!

Black Fev-ver Cats

Last night, my OTW came home with the strangest thing on her head! Black fev-ver Cats! Two of them! I couldn't figure out what these strange things were for, 'cause all she said was that she liked after-Halloween sales, because she gets the best stuff.

Well, this morning I saw this picture of her wearing the Black Fev-ver Cats and I realized what they were! LOOK!

They have tiny little Laser Eyes!! Clearly this is a new defensive weapon for repelling vishus deer!! And it must work too, because they went out yesterday in the terrible falling Evil White Stuff that hides the vishus deer from being spotted until they are much too close (though the fact that they are on the same planet as us cats is clearly too close!) and they didn't see a single vishus deer, or get attacked by one, though I'm sure they were staring with their beady little eyes at her from the woods.

By the way, Thanks Smeagol, Strider, Gizmo and Mystery for the great party! And thanks to your humans as well!

And welcome to my blog, Luna, Diva Kitty (and Fluffies) and Nicky! I've added you to my links list, everyone else, please check to make sure you're there. I tell my OTW to check carefully to make sure she doesn't miss anyone, but you know how humans are!

Party time!

Hey everycat! Don't forget there's a party going on at Smeagol and Strider's place for all the November kitty birthdays and gotchaversaries!

Everyone's welcome!

It's Party time!

Where I live

Jake and Bathsheba asked me a while ago just how far north I am, so I thought I'd show you a couple maps that my OTW helped me mark. The first one is a map of Canada, in case anycat doesn't know where Alberta is, it's the second province on the left on the bottom row. On this map I live about where the red dot over the "Alb" is.




This second map is just Alberta. I live where the red arrow points. The "X" Is where Jasper is (the place, not the cat) That's where Jake and Bathsheba's Mom said she went. The dot with the "E" is Edmonton, and the dot with the "C" is Calgary.

On the top map there are three more arrows. The one on the left is Vancouver, where I used to live, and where I first saw vishus deer hunting me from across the road. The arrow on the right is Toronto where I was born.

Jake and Bathsheba, I was born in 1996, my OTW says, but your mom wouldn't have met me, 'cause I was born in an apartment way way way up in the sky in Toronto. We were so high the birds flew below us!!!!!! Their nests were so far down I couldn't see them. Except some of them. There was a whole big family of birds living on our balcony. The OTW called it a pigeon slum. There were lots and lots of them! More than there were cats, and I had 4 litter-brothers and a mom and two big brothers, and a big grumpy white cat I used to bug a lot, and a shy girl cat I hardly ever saw, and the climbing girl-cat, and the girl-cat who walked funny!

The pigeons were fun! Sometimes we would all line up along the window and watch fev-ver tv. My OTW says sometimes we practiced synchronized tail lashing and sometimes we would take turns talking to the birds, but they mostly pretended we weren't there. We weren't allowed out to play with them though.

My OTW went even further north than where we live. This summer the Big One's Mom came to visit and she took the OTW all the way up to where the top arrow is! She saw bears, and bison (which are like giant cows with lion's manes) and lots of vishus deer, but she said she didn't see any vishus reindeer because they're even further north than she went!!!

Pease go vote in the "I Love the 2Bs" competition,

here

I'm not entered, but I wanted them to know I liked them too.