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Catmunity Service Announcement

This is a catmunity service announcement!


I got one of these balls last year, and I've noticed several kitties got them this year.


But when my OTW took a good look at it she noticed that the sparkles are really easy to pull out, and that we had bunnykicked several half out!


My OTW just wanted to warn the catmunity that while these balls are great fun for kitties, they probably shouldn't be left out to be played with unsupervised, as the sparkly tinsel can do bad stuff to our insides, though these pieces are probably small enough not to be too dangerous.

Making up for being good

Mommy wrote a new song.

Guess it's a good thing Santa already came!


Tainted Love

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
Jump away, I’ve got to
Run away
From the pain you claw into my arm and thigh
All the love I gave
Still you won’t behave
And my toes you bite
So I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you
Now I run from you
This cupboard love you’ve given
I gave you all a bean could give you
Take my foods and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted love
Tainted love

Now I know I’ve got to
Sneak away, I’ve got to
Hide away
You don’t really want any laps from me
You sit and purr
To have somewhere to shed your fur
And you think love is to pat
But I’m sorry I don’t pat like that

(chorus...)

Don’t knead me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you whap me so
Now you blink at me when I tell you no!
Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Knead me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love (x3)



We got Squiggles!


And fresh mousies!


And a ParsNIP!!!!



And we got a new cat grass pot! And Daddy said this time HE'S going to be the one growing the grass!

'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, (well, about quarter to six Christmas morning really)when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,except Persephone's mouse


The stockings were hung by the uh...TV..from vishus deers... with care,


In hopes that St. Nicholas could be bribed with alcohol to show up anyway, even though it was WAAAAAY after his scheduled date;


The kitties were nestled all snug in their hidey-holes,
Muttering about humans who stay up too late


And mamma in her ...oh, nevermind.

Weird things my OTW hangs up for Christmas

My OTW hangs weird things for Christmas.

I don't have pictures of most of them 'cause she didn't own a camera for the longest time. Like, I don't have a picture to show you of our Christmas Cactus the first year when I was born. The Crazy Lady we lived with had a big cactus, but no room for a tree 'cause she would 'rescue' stuff other people would throw away and then never find homes for it all and wouldn't throw it out. (Though she also rescued cats that other people threw away, like my cat-mom, and never manage to find homes for them either.)

It had a sombrero, and my OTW put a wreath around the brim, and they hung balls off the spines and all their necklaces, too!

But some stuff was just weird!

Like this;



She used have these (and a few more she gave away),


hanging over her desk until Halloween, and then she hung up bats! And when Christmas came, she STILL hadn't taken down the bats, so instead of taking them down, she gave the big one (not the Big One!) a Santa Hat and cotton ball beard, and two more got elf hats, and nine got pipe-cleaner vishus reindeer antlers and one got a red nose! She said she used to do that with a pipe-cleaner-and-yarn spider she hung over her dorm door, until someone stoled it!

And then last year it was this in our Christmas tree!


She says she wouldn't do it again this year though, if we had put up a tree, because now she has like a SQUILLION of them! (ed. from OTW- only 56 at last count! ...and 5 new christmas ones...)


And then there's this.

Hmmmm...If I think of more I'll add them... the Big One is cleaning out the storage closet, and I need to go snoopervise!

Uh Oh!!!!

Exhibit "A"

Table cats are not allowed on.

Exhibit "B"

Location of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker went to bed.

Exhibits "C" and "D"

Locations of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker awoke.

Exhibit "E"

Suspected Squiggle Thief


Suspect:

Furs: Black
Eyes: Gold/Green
Height: 12 inches approx.
Weight: 10 lbs approx
Sex: Female
Age: 22 months
Notes: Four-pawed Foot-pad suspected to be clawed and dangerous.
Several priors for nip-related domestic disturbances, and tin-robberies.



Uh OH!!!

Look at my innocent face, Mommy!! I couldn't POSSIBLY be the Squiggle Thief!

Quick!! Everycat, help me find out my Evil Twin's name before Santa Claws comes!!!!!! My Evil Twin must have done it, and I have to tell Santa her name or he'll think it's me and Jack says I'll get coals in my stocking!!!

Tummy Tuesday Again

C'mon... rub my belly! You know you wanna! ~Jack


Come closer...closer, little human paw!!! ~Persephone

PS. We know it's really late now, but if there's anykitty who still wants a Christmas card from us, and hasn't e-mailed us yet, please do! My OTW made us not-really-Christmas-y-looking-at-all ones 'cause she knew the Man in Blue Shorts' dogsled doggies are really slow and doesn't think very many of them will get to where they're going in time anyway, so you can still hang it up after Christmas! Please e-mail us with your address if you want one!

jackofallshadesandshadows AT hotmail DOT com

You can get cards from Almost-at-the-North-Pole!!!