Sleepy Sunday-Dead Kitty Edition*

*No Kitties were deaded in the commision of this post.

One minute we're racing around like our butts are on fire. The next we're flaked out like the horrible casualties of a terrible kitten demolition derby!

Humans wish they could sleep like us!

Cloning Kitties!

I think my OTW may be cloning new kitties for the vishus deers! Look at this! We found it behind the box in the hall!

Don't think it seems so big? Here's a comparison shot of the kitty clone and Whisper!

Don't think Whisper looks so big? Well, here's him and me by the window! H's bigger than ME!!!


Strangely, the kitty clone was quickly whisked away somewhere out of sight! And the 'sewing' room has been off-limits to kitties since my OTW came back! And it smells funny in there!

Also, she keeps wearing these strange glove like things which have hard bits in them and are Very Very Bad for cuddling kitties in. Maybe they're kitty cloning gloves!

She did say something strange about learning to use her collarbone as a tripod and taking pictures with her chin though, and maybe not wearing low-cut tops when she does it.

Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me either. She doesn't wear collars so I don't know why she'd have bones for them. And her top is as tall as ever. I know, I like riding on her shoulders. I checked.

Weird humans.

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Tummy Tuesday and meme

Remember how I said it was ok to touch my belly? It's ok to touch my belly.

Faz tagged me for a meme. I'm a little late but here it is!

1) Four places I have lived:
-In an apartment in Toronto way up in the sky where I could watch birds fly far away below me,
-In an apartment in Vancouver with a door to the Out and a cat buddy who came by in the evenings to ask me if I could come out to play
-In an apartment in Vancouver by a forest with lots of animals and some vishus deers
-AT THE NORTH MEOWING POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, ok, Northern Alberta, where there's a VISHUS DEER FOREST HILL RIGHT ACROSS THE ROAD!!!!!

I actually lived in 4 places in Toronto, 6 place in Vancouver and one place in Alberta. I think my OTW likes moving.

2) Four things I love to watch:
-fev-vers
-squirrels
-monkeys
-Pingu the Penguin

3) Four places I have been outside my home:
-in the Out, in the grass around my homes
-the vets, 'cause I have pee problems sometimes
-the Big One's house just before my OTW and I moved to Vancouver
-the halls in my buildings

4) Four websites I visit daily:
-KC, of course!
-the Cat Blogosphere
-my blog to check if anyone's told me about important vishus deers news
-my e-mail for the same reason

5) Four of my favorite foods:
-chocolate, the GOOD stuff! Imported!
-Chicken flavoured special gooshy foods
-butter
-chips (well, I like to lick the salt, I don't eat it)

6) Four places I would rather be right now:
-on the bed napping
-in my basket, napping
-on my OTW's lap (on the couch), napping
-in a box, napping

7) Four toys I have owned and played with:
-fev-verbutt mousies (lots of them!)
-my leis
-my green silk fabric scrap
-my giant Canada Goose and Crow fev-vers

8) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
ummmm.....did you see my list? but lately most I get is:
-Spratling
-Best Beloved
-Lick-nose
-Beelzebelly

9) Regarding Catnip: Meh.

10) Regarding Cat Grass: Interesting to sniff, but I want to go out and eat real grass. Grass I can sit my catbutt in.

11) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
-a bigger house so I can get my OTW to get me lots of cat buddies and still have quiet places to nap
-my own computer, so I don't have to share with my OTW the computer hog
-a house somewhere warm!
-lots of fev-verbutt mousies!

12) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and use litterbox:
-lick my OTW's face
-groom Persephone (and Squeak when she visits)
-knead and snuggle Scarfie
-stare at my OTW and freak her out

13) Four things I want to do this summer:
-find a sunspot
-go into the Out and eat grass
-go out on my balcony and watch for vishus deers
-go into the Out and eat more grass

14) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
-Scarfie
-little scraps of silk and linen too small even for my OTW to use
-paper on the floor
-boxes

15) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
-lick my OTW's nose
-nap in all my nap spots
-clean Persephone's ears
-stare at my OTW until she rubs my belly

16) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
a)paper bags
b)plastic bags
c)boxes
d)Other (explain)

BOXES!!!!! Boxesboxesboxes!!!!

17) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
I can't just pick four!
-24 other kitties (not all at once) (plus three temporary stayed with kitties -for less than a week)
-two budgies, two rabbits, three rats, two chinchillas, a tank of fishes and a balcony full of pidgeons (all at once) (and I didn't get to really see them ever except that one time I caught the stupid budgie, but my OTW made me give it back and I didn't know what I had done wrong 'cause I was just a little kitten)
-Tiamat, the Goldfish
-assorted human assistant staff (not all at once)

But only Whisper and Persephone really were my OTW's responsibility, the rest were all from other assistant staff.

18) Four furiends I tag to respond:
nocat, I think everycat's done it!

Well, ok, I tag Persephone. Whisper won't do it.

Nooticles-Vishus Deer Trick?

Many of you cats will have seen Zeus's post regarding "Neuticles" Some of you will also have seen HotMBC's FSA about these.....things .....and how they may be a vishus deer trick! I decided to do a bit more research!

I wondered about what the reasons for trying to get us man-cats to want these could be. As Hot MBC suggested, perhaps to get unnecessary surgery, which is dangerous to us. Perhaps to make it difficult for us to stalk and run, and even to sit on guard for long periods of time.

Those are good reasons to want us to think we need this needless surgery. And just by implanting this worry that we aren't man-catly enough might make some of us obsess so much we lose our focus and are distracted from our vishus deers guarding duties.

But what if it is even more insidious than that?

My OTW has a "friend" who knows 'bout spy stuff, and says there are many tracking devices that are very very tiny. Tiny enough to fit in Neuticles? I think so!


These antenna could be used to track us, even to make our own bodies send signals out to the vishus deers to find us whereever we hide! And where will this all lead? Already one of the girl-cats has asked about whether the girl-cats would start needing breast implants to keep up. These tracking devices could fit into these even easier!

I'm not surprised by this development though.

Vishus deers have clearly infiltrated the media (the subject of my next informational pamphlet). First it was making us wonder if our litter smelled too bad, and they provided us with products to mask the smell of our boxes. Then it was convincing us that some of us are too fat and some of us are too skinny and they provided us with foods that would slim fat cats down and bulk skinny cats up. And now they are intent on making us obsess about whether we are perfect enough to attract cats of the opposite sex!

It all makes sense, they've been doing it to the humans for years! And look at the silly obsessions the humans are victim to! Breast implants, butt implants, injections of poisons to make lips pouty, plugs with hair on heads, fake teeth, boy-bit enlargments! Any and all of these could hide monitering equipments!

Though humans are kinda dumb. The vishus deers clearly began with this weak link in our support system, and perfected their techniques on easy targets!

There's more! The company that makes these 'Neuticles' also makes eye implants. My OTW's "friend" says some cameras are certainly small enough to fit into these eyes! They could be used to spy on where cats live and hunt, and all their favourite hiding spots without the cat even knowing! They could find out if the fake-eye-wearing-cat has young and juicy siblings and friends!

Think this is all a bit far-pounced? Well, just look at these! What possible purpose could these serve?

And yet humans are convinced to buy them! And put them on their hunting transport machines! What could be a more perfect way to track them as they hunt, and attack their machines to keep them from bringing home our kibbles?

Don't be fooled like dumb humans!

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Midnight Monday

Jack said I could have Midnight Monday this week 'cause he's doing Tummy Tuesday tomorrow. So I wanted to tell you all about this wonderful song my Food lady made just for me, and me only! She must love me very much. And I don't care how much Jack laughs when she sings it, 'cause she wouldn't make me a song if she didn't love me would she?


This is a very special song that she only sings at special times, and I think she must love me very very much because before she sings this song, she gives me wonderful wonderful great 'nip, that I love so much and want all the time.


I roll all over the floor in my nip, and meow and roll some more and then she sings me my song!


Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't care
Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't care
Kitty Crack Whore, and I don't ca-a-a-a-a-a-are!
Just give me 'nip today!

Isn't that a wonderful song? And it's mine! Just for me! I have a wonderful Food Lady!!!