Thursday, August 26, 2010

Thursday 22-Tenzing is Made of BAD

Persephone: I was going to do a Thursday 13 to show you just how Bad my Bad Brother, Tenzing GetoutoftheTREEEEEEEE is, but he's so Bad I have LOTS more Bad Things he does to show you!

He climbs things he's not supposed to

Even in cupboards he's not supposed to be in.

And then he bites things he's not supposed to mess with

And plays 'Will it Break or Will it Bounce' with things he's not supposed to play with

And steals things he's not supposed to steal

And walks on things he's not supposed to be on

And wreaks things Mommy and Daddy have to pay for!

He chews on Mommy's hair

And her books

Rips apart her stuff

And messes with her Important Strings

Steals her bookmarks out of her books

And Daddy's food RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

He goes on Mommy's desk when she's eating yogurt, and pretends he's not REALLY on the desk

He destroys Mommy and Daddy's litter-box papers

He's always trying to catch and eat my pretty curly tail

And biting me

And Jack

And MOMMY!!!!

And NOW he hangs out in NIPIUM DENS!!!!

Mommy says Daddy's kitten is MADE OF BAD!!! Mommy says he ought to be in JAIL!

But he can't even do THAT without being bad!


Kea said...

Oh, this definitely qualifies for Fin's (of Housecat Confidential) Scafflaw Week! Tenzing, you are a handful! Adorable, but a handful! LOL!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Tenzing, you really made us laugh. You are so bad, it's great.

Tober the Cat said...

Oh my Badness! That was a LOT of Bad in one post! I need to find some cords to sink my teeths into!

A few Good Cats said...

We are not Lawyers, but it seems to us that Tenzing is not guilty of these supposed Bad Things.

Climbing a tree? For heaven's sake, a cat is supposed to climb things; a cat is BORN to climb things!

Biting things? A cat never knows when he will have to defend himself, so he must be prepared to defend with tooth and claw.

Steals? A very strong word for the action we saw. Plays? Walks? Cats are born to play and walk. When we do things like that, our human staff (male division) calls us Good Cats!


Like Kea said you need to be a part of Scafflaw week over at Fin's I think you hit all the high points!



The Creek Cats said...

Tenzing is having waaaaay too much fun! MOL!!!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

My goodness--look at all that bad!

Quill and Greyson said...

That is some naughty behavior!!

Ivan from WMD said...

Boy oh boy, he's a bad little boy! I hate to say this, but I'm pretty sure the orange cat gene is to blame!

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Tenzing, we thought we were bad, but we are angels compared to you!!!

Pumpkin said...

Heehee! When Momma sez I'm bad, I can point to Tenzing and say I'm not THAT bad!

Katnip Lounge said...

We are in AWE. Tenzing is our HERO!

::studies post intently::

::takes notes::

Meowmepurr's Mumma said...

We finks hes anuther orinch menace!! Mumma sez that Thomas(who came before) wuz one too. William has the right of it--that orinch menace gene!!

Meepsie and Smokey

Quill and Greyson said...

Wow this is such an impressive showing Tenzing. Mom would scold you and then give you some corporal cuddling. Thanks for playing!!

Everycat said...

Tenzing, you aren't made of "bad" you are made of "wonder" and "goodness".

We think all these things that you do are delightful and 100% proper cat.

No such thing as a bad cat ;)

Wicked Wuudler

Jans Funny Farm said...

Tenzing, you are definitely baaaaad. So why are you so cute?

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