Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Terrible Rotten No Good Day






















There had better be treats in this for me, Human. And why hasn't anyone invented kitty-ear-plugs?


Three little monkeys napping on the bed!
One ROLLED off and bumped her head!
Mama called the Doctor, the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys being overfed!"


Persephone: No, She DIDn't, Mommy! She didn't say anything about me being too big! YOU said that! SHE said I had the prettiest eyes and delicate paws! And she said I was in perfect health!

Jack: She also said you're almost a pound HEAVIER than me! Heffalump!

Persephone: JACK!!!!! ::whap!:: Thank you, Doctor Tara!

::What are they doing up there?::

::I don't know, Spazmo, but it's quiet...too quiet... I think they got Persephone! We'd better hide in here!::


TWO little monkeys napping on the the bed
One itched a lot and scratched his head!
Mama called the Doctor, the Doctor said
"No more voices talking in his head!"


Tenzing: See? I'm NOT a Naughty Kitty! I had ear mites telling me to do bad things! Doctor Tara SAID....

Jack: Ear mites? EAR MITES?!?!?! You brought EAR MITES into the house?!?!? And now *I* have to get yucky goop on my neck?!?!? RED MENISS!!!!

Persephone: HA! You went on the counter last night! Twice! And all your ear-mites are dead! You ARE a Naughty Kitty, just like that PersePHONY!

Meerp! They got me! My Ebil Arch-Nemesis, The Lady-Person-Cuddler and Doctor Tara, the Mad Scientist* got me!

Ok, The Red Meniss, you're a Sooper-hero-Kitty now remember!
The Orinch Meniss isn't here to help! Now, WWBSD?**

AAAAAHHHHHH! Not the Wrappy-Towel! Can't.... resist.... the... Wrappy.... towel! Ear-goop... sapping... my... strength....!

(*Doctor Tara, the Mad Sicentist's a NICE Not-So-Evil Arch-Nemesis! The Lady-Person said she was a 'geek' 'acuase she got all excited and scooped the Bad Voices out of my ear and put them on something so the Lady-Person and the Man-Person could look at them all really big!)
(**What would Billy Sweetfeets do?)



ONE little monkey napping on the bed,
He grumped a lot, he should have fled.
Mama called the Doctor, the Doctor said,
"He's just old and napping on the bed!"


Jack: She did NOT! She said I was in fantastic health for my age, and entitled to be grumpy! AND she said I had wise eyes! Tell it RIGHT, Human! Doctor Tara has my blog address and I don't want her thinking *I* said that! *I* like her!

(*Failing to capture a picture of the His Most Supreme Gorgeousness at the vet, being fawned over, I substitute this picture of The Red Meniss, hiding in a corner, regaining his strength and plotting the defeat of his Evil Arch-Nemesis, The Lady-Person)

Lady-Person: On a good note, Tenzing, at least now you don't have to put up with me cuddling you for a couple days!

::I wouldn't have minded a little cuddle, Lady-Person.... Sigh::


The Creek Cats said...

Oh noes! Not the dreaded v-e-t!!! We are glad to hear the appointments went well though. Sorry about the ear mites, a few of us have had them before too!

meemsnyc said...

We hates the vet. Oh no ear mites!

The Island Cats said...

Yikes!!! We hates the v-e-t too!! It was hard to look at those pictures of all of you at the v-e-t-s!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Holy Cats! What a rotten day for you all.
Mister Red Meniss, Scouty says to resist the vet with all your might...The humans just want you to be healthy so you'll fatten up for the stew pot...Sounds like Persephone is allllmost ready!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said... yoo really waye a pound more den Jack, Persephone? Dat's really kinda cool, haf yoo tried sitting on him? Poor Tenzing, ear mites are horrible nasty little bugs dat can make yoo deaf. Maybe dat is why yoo weren't lissening alla time.

Kea said...

Yikes, the v-e-t! *Shudder*! And ear mites! Well, we're glad it's all sorted out now. Lots of kitty kisses to you all, especially after such a rough day. We hope you all got treats when you got home!

Daisy said...

Oh noes, that was a lot of terrible tortures! But I'm glad you do not have any more mites, talkin' in your head, no more mites sleepin' on the bed, no more mites, they're all gone dead.

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Hee hee, I likes Daisy's poem.
So glad you all survived tha trip to tha V-E-T and gotted rid of tha ear mites.
Maybe Jack feels like telerporting over later???
Love & Purrs,

Lisa Kolosey said...

What a horrible thing to endure! I'm glad you made it through alright, except for the ear thingy that is... I'm sure you'll be good as new soon.
~Lisa Co9T

The Crew said...

Oh my COD...not earmites!! Poor Tenzing.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

OMC! Earmites? How awful!

We Love the photos ~ espeshully the red meniss wic his damp furs. Cute!

Millie said...

Wow, what an experience. Persephone, I agree, you are PERFECT!

The Meezers or Billy said...

OH NOES!! RED MENISS!!!! Once mine Mom Lady Person helps us into our sooper-hero owtfits, we can fly to the evil person's place and......... and........ well, ME doesn't quite know. What does YOU fink we should do? - Billy the Orinch Meniss



Well we is glad dat the dreaded visit is ofur! All is well and efurryone is going to feel grate!


Meowers from Missouri said...

yow!!! what a drefful day fur you all. you must take many, many naps in inaccessible places to recover your strenth an' peace of mind!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Holy Smokes!!!! What a nsaty day!!! We hope you have all recovered and were given a sufficient amount of treats when you returned home!

Kat's Kats said...

Mister Kitten says, "I hates ear mites!! Mom keeps trying to get near me to put stuffs in my ears but I'm smart and run away fast as soon as I see the bottle or those fluffy white things. Sometimes she catches me anyway. I am orange too. Do ear mites look for orange kitties??"

Egypt & The Musketeers said...

At least you're safe for another year.

Baby Patches said...

Oh noes! A trip to da vets...and you had to has your ears cleaned! Brofur has to has his ears cleaned every time he goes because momma says he has big ears dat gets lots of dirts, he had mites once too.

I hopes you all getting lots of cuddles from da momma after all dat!


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! What a terrible day. It almost makes being locked up for a month seem good!

Fat Eric said...

EEEEEKKKKK! I'm glad you all survived such a dreadful experience. Poor Tenzing and the ear mite goop. I had ear mites once too, not fun.

Just Ducky said...

What an adventure you guys had.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

WOW! That was a post for all time! We were up an down and hissin and purring all the way through it! We think that was the most expressive (generally not tragic) and lyrical posts about a V-E-T visit EFER!

You all deserve a lot of treats and good rests after all that...