Thursday, September 10, 2009
Happy Birthday to ME!!!!
Today is my Birthday!!!! I'm Lucky Thirteen today! (Thank you for the great picture, KC!!!!)
And no claw-clipping this year!!! (the OTW did it last week, my claws don't grow that fast anymore).
The OTW says no toys this year. She says I already have too many. She says I never play with most of them anyway. She says she can't buy me anything, 'cause I never like what she gets me, and I mostly play with "trash" and my old toys and stuff she makes or gets for Persephone.
I was thinking my OTW sucks as a human, but then she said she got me something better....
Millions of them!!! (Ok, 30.)
(Plus Rock, Paper and Scissors, who you met before-Rock and Scissors are mounted on the OTW's trusty Info-Ferrets, and Paper's leading the charge with his needle-sword--you can see them better if you biggify the picture).
She got me an ARMY!!!!!! Of MINIONS!!!!!!!
My human is the coolest humans EVAR!!!!!!
Now I just have one little problem. I gotta come up with 30 names for them!
Hey everycat, I say it's time for a Birthday/Naming Party!!!! Come on over! We can party until the end of the weekend, and you can all help me name the Ratty Minions!! Single names are good, names in groups of three are also nice! Actually, I think my lazy human hasn't named the ferrets either.
We got lots of kibble (the GOOD stuff!), cans and cans and cans of tuna, and turkey and chicken and gooshy foods and spam (Spam? Really? We have SPAM, OTW?!?!?), and Temptations! And we can drive my OTW around the bend!
My OTW says I have to tell you that we are NOT under any circumstances going to name any of the rats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
And the spam's not hers.