Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 12. Here are thirteen things I didn't get on my birthday.
1. Did I get any toys? No, I did not.
2. Did I get a cake? No, I did not.
3. Did I get a party? No, didn’t get that either.
4. Did I get extra gooshy foods? Nope.
5. Did I get a kitten? Nuh uh..
6. How about a party? Not a peep.
7. Did I get laps? Not a one.
8. Did I get to post on my own blog? No.
9. Was there a party? HA!
10. Did I get a new box? Nope.
11. Did I get a pot of grass? Nuh uh.
12. Did I get chocolate? Not even that.
13. Did I mention I didn’t get a party?
Do you know what I got instead? A claw-clipping. A CLAW-CLIPPING?!? Who gives a cat a CLAW-CLIPPING for their birthday?!?!?
I'll be in my treehouse if any Opposable Thumb Wench loves me....
53 comments:
Jack, that is HORRIBLE!
I say you go on strike, buddy.
Happy Birthday! Come over to my place and we'll have a niptini party to celebrate . . .WITHOUT the OTW.
excuse me? you got a claw trimming on your birthday?!? that is is??
oh boy, your beans are totally going to have to suffer for this.
me and Bendrix will head over and help you plan revenge.
Happy belated birthday to you Jack! you don't look a day over 6.
Jack
OOOO NOOOO OOOO NOOO not claw clippin on your purrday...
Happy (belated) purrday to you Jack!
What happened to your partee and purrsents?
Purrs
Abby
Oh my Cod! That is possibly the worst Birthday ever! Happy Birthday!
You did not get a party?! That is so not okay. Should we have a belated one for you with some house trashing to make up for the claw clipping?
I'm ready with ham and claws that can shred when you are ready for a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Hmmm. That is not a very good present. Maybe your REAL present is still being wrapped.
And, look! It seems you also got some Spam for your birthday!
Happy belated birthday anyway!
Aw, Jack! Dude, no more purrs until they give ya sumfin special! Well, you get yur song (a day late)...
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Jack,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... an many mooooooooore!
How bout a drink at the M-Cat Club? I'll buy you a Bloo Toona Gizzy.
O, Jack, No No No.
This can't be.
You's not on tha offishul Cat Blogosphere Calendar. At least not on mine.
Well, I's gonna post your's belated purrthday right now.
An you's should fink seriously about a huge house-trashing party. I's could help organdize a big party, i's real good at that.
Let me know, my sweetheart mancat.
Purrrrrrs,
Love, KC
We shall be over for an immediate Trashing House Par-TAY!
Luf, Us
For shame! For shame! For shame! The humans must pay!
A claw clipping is not a proper gift for a handsome kitty on his birthday. His day should be special and he should get a blogging party.
Perhaps you need to throw your own party - a house trashing. We'd come. And we'd bring the heavy artillery -- the woofies!
Happy birthday a little late Jack! A house trashing party sounds like just the thing. Any OTW who gives a claw-clipping (???!!!???) for a birthday present deserves nothing less.
Daisy beat me to the Spam line. Too bad it is not the kind of Spam you could eat.
{{{{{HUGS}}}}} and prrrrrrrrrrrs and tail wags,
Jemima, Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus
Oh man, Jack...that IS a bummer! We think some bean should pay for that! BIG TIME!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
Happy Birthday!!!
If our mommy and daddy did that to us, oh boy would we be MAD and very disapointed! We will send you some stinky goodness and nip. Let us know if you need any house trashing. Your OTW has some explaining to do!!!
Batman
A very happy belated birthday to you, Jack
Belated Happy Birthday, Jack :-D
I'm sorry your humans didn't make it a better one for you. I can't believe all you got was a claw trimming :-0
Happy Birthday to you
Joanne, Jane, Jill, Johnny, Jay boy & Capu
You got a CLAW CLIPPING on your Purrthday? We think your beans need to pay BIG TIME!
:runs off to trash the house!:
Happy Belated Birthday!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Oh my Bast...what a disappointing purthday. And a claw trim to top it off!
There's just no way you should forgive your family for this, Jack. But come on over to The M-Cats Club. Max & I will buy you a drink to drown your sorrows.
George
Jack, belated Birthday Greetings and wishes to you fella.
I think you need a big party soon, with lots of treats, fun and house trashing.
Really, a claw clipping on your birthday is inexcuseable, tut.
Awe man, yoo got spam and not even da tasty kind...and all yoo gots fur yoor purrthday was clippy claws! Well, happy belated purrthday Jack, we'z gonna help yoo think up a proper punishment fur da OTW. If she don't make up fur dat cruelty maybe someone needs report her fur dis.
I'm so so sorry. That is just inhumane and cruel.
Chase
Oh the agony of it all. I will come over and sing Happy Birthday to you!!
Like someone else said, maybe your present is being wrapped!
~ KittyBoy
A nail-clipping?! That just ain't right! We'll be over right away to help you trash the house - that'll show those 'beins!
Happy Belated Purrthday!!!!
Did we hear that right??? You got claw clipping? On your purrfday? That's terrible. Your OTW should be ashamed of herself.
Belated happy purrfday to you. Don't forget to make sure she pays for her negligence.
Aw, Jack, that's awful. We're sorry you didn't have a very fun purrthday. Pepi says to join him at the M-Cats club later and he'll make sure you get a bloo toona gizzy or two.
OH! Sheesh we furgot. Happy Belated Purrthday Jack!!!
WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not right!!!12 is a milestone!!!! A pawsome age!!!!!!!!
Your beans better have a BIG surprise for you or else!!!
The whole Blogosphere is watching ;)
Purrs Mickey
NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! No party and clippy claws? We'll be offur to help wiff the howse trashing party. Mine claws are at yore disposal. Hehe!
Whut???!!! We smells a house trashing PAR-TAY around da corner!
P.S. Happy Belated Purrthday!
Jack what a yucky way to spend your purrthday. I would go and hide on your beans too.
Belated happy day. How about a house trashing party to show them?
Hi Jack,
I'm Toulouse and I'm 12 years old too! Life at 12 for me is pretty dull. Mom does get me toys, but I'm not interested. But I wanted to stoop by and wish you a Belated Happy Birthday! Stop by my blog. I'd enjoy getting to know you!
Your Friend,
Toulouse
Happy belated purrfday! I will come over and help you party!
Oh Jack, we're sorry you didn't have a good purrthday!!
We hopes your OTW makes it up to you and that you have a Happy Belated Purrthday!!
Dooood...I got a stroller for my birthday. On the whole, I would have rather had a nail clipping.
Sorry your birthday sucked. But happy belated!
Oh, this is so wrong, Jack! Should I call the ASPCA?
Happy birthday anyway. We'd throw you a party if we could!
Oh Jack! This is just awful!!! I am so there if you want to have a house trashing party!
Happy Belated Birthday!
OMG Jack - we are so sorry!!! We are with the others - just put the word out about the house trashing and we'll be there, claws, hairballs and all!
Happy belated Birthday!!!!!
Mrs. OZ, Tintin and Karl
Ooooh! Noes!! What a rotten day! A Claw Clipping is the pits! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Belated 12th Birthday Jack and many, many, many mooooooore! Looks like a House Trashing party is in order!
Your FL furiends,
Happy Belated Birthday, Jack. I am really sorry that the only present you got was a claw trim. Your OTW is just asking for a house-trashing party.
oh Jack, that's HORRIBLE!!!! you need to have a house trashing party.
Happy belated purrfday
The injustice of it all! Poor Jack... Happy Birthday anyway from me and all us Good Cats!
Jack
We has a surprise award for you come on over to our bloggie for details...
purrs
Abby
Jack,
Steeler just means they are from the town of Pittsburgh. They were known for having lots of steel factories. Some of the steel could have been used to make buildings for gooshy food!
Hey, Jack,
We're happy to hear there's a special party coming. (wink, wink) We'll all be waiting and sharpening our party skills.
Jack! You got a raw deal for your birthday!!! I hope it is all made up to you, with everything on your list. Except the kitten part. Trust me you do not want the kitten part - see below!
I am going to all the blogs on our list to let you know that we are deleting "Les Trois Chats." Momma is too busy to let us blog anymore - she has had a hard time blogging for herself even. We are actually now Les Quatre Chats anyway as we added LOLA in June, who is a POOP and has put me to shame as the alpha cat around here... even though, yes, she's a GIRL. (I know, SO emasculating! I need a treat or twenty to comfort me...)
We so enjoyed our time with all of you. Au revoir, les amis,
Moose
Happy belated birthday! We're sure sorry ya didnt get annything fer yer birfday...
Some years the Birfday Day jus slips by.
Holy unbullevabull!!!! I say we gotta take dis into our own pawz my frend. Allright! One, tow, tree, four, who do we wanna haz a partee for? Jack! Jack! Happy birfday pal! I yam gonna haz da Ham express drop off a 523 pound ham fur you & your partee!
Avast thar Matey! I has an award for One Eyed Jack, the Pirate Cat, on my blog. Dock yer ship at Capt. Diamond's Grog Shoppe to claim it.
(And a Hippo Purthday, somewhat belated, to yer!)
aw that just aint right. whose butt do we need to kick.
those pictures were so sad.
can i send you this (hug)?!
Oh Jack! I am so sorry that your mom didn't give you a birthday party. You are more than welcome to come share your birthday with me!
All of us here wish you (belatedly) a happy birthday. My grandbeans actually like it when their birthdays get spread out over several days or even a week! What could be better??!!
Anyway, happy 12th birthday, and may you have many, many more!
{{{{hugs}}}}
Marilynn, Grace, Audace, and Ruse
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