Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Today's Thursday Thirteen is all about Persephone! Hee hee, I'm gonna tell all her secrets!



Persephone has a thin white ring around one of her legs.

Persephone has white hairs scattered all down her sides, all mixed up in her black furs.


Persephone sleeps with her tongue stuck out.

Persephone’s favourite napping place is the vishus deer rug. She finds it wherever it is, even piled up in a lump on the chair, and sleeps on it.


Persephone’s tail is always curled up at the end.

Persephone loves to steal my gooshy foods after I bury it for later, but only if she gets different gooshy foods in her own bowl. If she gets served my gooshy foods in her bowl, she’ll turn up her nose and walk away from her own bowl, and she won’t steal mine either.


Persephone doesn’t do “love paws”. She does “love claws” (but she never puts them into my OTW).

Persephone talks a lot. I mean really a lot. She hardly stops talking unless she’s eating or sleeping. She just walks around meeping and creeling to anycat or anybody who’s around. My OTW calls her Meezer-Mouth.


Persephone likes to help blog.

Persephone is scared of the blanket monster.


When it’s treat time, Persephone wants her treats fed to her while she lounges on her shelf above us Big Man-cats.

Persephone likes to hunt her kibble. She scoops it out with her paw and drops it on the floor, then bats it all over before pouncing and gobbling.


Persephone’s eyes are green AND gold. The outside is gold and the centre is bright green. It’s not just a trick of the camera!


I also want to say "FSSSSSSSSK!" to winter! This was taken yesterday on the first day of spring! It snowed extra yesterday.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tuxie Tuesday

I haven't posted any pictures of Grumpybutt lately. Well, except that one with Squeak. He's still alive. And grumpy.



He caught a mouse the other day. Too bad it was rubber.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Thursday Thirteen-Squeak Edition

Thirteen things about Squeak!


1. Squeak is the only cat Whisper never growls at.

2. Squeak's back legs are longer than her front legs, so my OTW calls her Speedybutt (we all have "-butt" names. But her human calls her Widebutt, because her back end looks big).


3. Squeak is almost as big as Persephone now, and she's only 4 months old.


4. Squeak thinks the computer chair with the sheepskin is her mommy.

5. Squeak now lives next door, and she gets to come over for play dates.


7. Squeak likes to climb inside people clothes, while the people are still in them!


5. Squeak is a tabby-calico

6. Squeak can yell really really loud.


9. Squeak thinks she can beat me up.


10. Squeak is a really good rassler.


11. Squeak has a golden paw.


12. But one day she had a BLUE paw.

13. Squeak has NO BRAINS!*

*Squeak had a blue paw because SHE JUMPED INTO MY OTW'S STINKY BLUE WATER VAT!!!!!! The one she uses to make things blue! Squeak's just lucky my OTW caught her in mid-air and she only got one paw in!

Squeak eats wood off the floor in the bathroom without the litterboxes, that the Big One was fixing. We're not even supposed to be in there, Squeak just runs in the moment the door is open and starts eating wood!

Squeak likes to sit in the litter. And not just when my OTW has cleaned them and put in fresh litter. ALL the time! Even when it's really stinky and wet and needs changing! She even once went in and sat down beside Persephone while she was trying to poop! And stuck her tail under Persephone's butt!

I did my best to train her before she went, and Persphone was a great assistant, but really, I don't know about her! She's great in a rassling match, but not so good in the thinking department! And I don't know if she's even smart enough to know you don't rassle vishus deers, and she's certainly plump enough to be a really juicy good meal for a vishus deer!

Speaking of vishus deers, my OTW saw one beside our building! Right beside it! In the place where the Big One parks his Blue Machine! And where I explore in the summer! It was just sashaying across the parking lot!


Right there below me on the ground is where the Big One parks his Blue Machine! Right over there in front of the big green box (except in OUR parking lot) is where the vishus deer nonchalantly sauntered when my people saw it! This window is at the end of the hall outside my door!

I don't know if it was lying in wait to spy on my peoples, or if it was trying to figure out how to get at the kitty who lives on the second floor at that end of the building in the back, and has her litterbox on the balcony!

This weather has got to go away soon! the vishus deers don't seem to come so close when there's no snow!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Midnight Monday


I'm glad Persephone came to live here! It's nice to have a snuggle buddy!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Sleepy Sunday-Dead Kitty Edition*

*No Kitties were deaded in the commision of this post.







One minute we're racing around like our butts are on fire. The next we're flaked out like the horrible casualties of a terrible kitten demolition derby!

Humans wish they could sleep like us!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Cloning Kitties!

I think my OTW may be cloning new kitties for the vishus deers! Look at this! We found it behind the box in the hall!


Don't think it seems so big? Here's a comparison shot of the kitty clone and Whisper!

Don't think Whisper looks so big? Well, here's him and me by the window! H's bigger than ME!!!


Strangely, the kitty clone was quickly whisked away somewhere out of sight! And the 'sewing' room has been off-limits to kitties since my OTW came back! And it smells funny in there!

Also, she keeps wearing these strange glove like things which have hard bits in them and are Very Very Bad for cuddling kitties in. Maybe they're kitty cloning gloves!

She did say something strange about learning to use her collarbone as a tripod and taking pictures with her chin though, and maybe not wearing low-cut tops when she does it.

Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me either. She doesn't wear collars so I don't know why she'd have bones for them. And her top is as tall as ever. I know, I like riding on her shoulders. I checked.

Weird humans.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Formerly Feral Frootbat Friday

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