Friday, November 17, 2006

Friday Eyeday



I have some scary news to report! The vishus moose-deer are attacking people here too!

The Big One came home last night and said one of his staff had been hit by a vishus deer in the road and it wrecked her car (fortunately she was ok, though I bet she was terrified!) and several other staffs said the vishus moose-deers were doing that too! They were charging cars on the highway!!!!

And he said last year, the vishus deer would hide in the mist and when he walked home at night, or took out garbage behind his restaurant, the vishus deer would be right there! Just paw-lengths from him!!!!!

I think they didn't attack him then because they didn't know he was mine, and I hadn't written my pamphlet yet, but now I'm really worried!

12 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we love the eyes! maybe we should do that too. you got sum excellent eye picshures. yur fotograffer must be more skilled than ours is. we're so worried 'bout all the Vishus Deer attacks. they's tryin' ta get to you through yur family an yur family's furrends an whoeffur they can. ya gotta be furry careful. maybe you could sine up fur the witness purrtection program?

Cecilia said...

Oh be very carefull Jake. Sounds like the vishus deer are just biding their time. You should be very, very careful Jake.

Derby said...

Mum says it is hunting time for the vishus deer in Whiskconsin. So lots less of them to attack us.

The Famous Five said...

Scary stuff - you stay far far away from those vishus deer

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh, yall needta be furry careful. I fink I gotta get Mommy to make an Anti-Vishus-Deer charm for poodins and their beans who's bein watched n stuff by Vishus Deer.

We added your linky to our bloggy and the . I's furry embarassed cuz I thoughted it wuz already there. I's sorry Jack! Please furgive me!!!

Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Lux said...

Just stopping to say hi, Jack, and thanks for the advice! And do be careful yourself, what with those vishus deer!

KC said...

o, Jack, i knows tha Vishus Deer haf targeted u 'n ur's fambly. i knows u r careful, but be extra careful, they sounds like they's getting braver.
i's gotta go rest now so i's kin be strong enuf ta helps u if u needs me ta. Mommie had's ta gif me sum pain meddy-ca-shun. i'll be up in no times, it be hard to keep a torti down.

Eric and Flynn said...

Hi Jack, Looks like yoo an yer beans need to be furry keerfull wiv all those vishus deer abowt. We don't fink we haf visited yoo befurr, but we will put yer linkie on our blog. Can we ask yoo a kwess-chun. Why are yoo cawled one eyed Jack cuz it looks to us like yoo haf got two eyes. Mum sez maybe yoo wuz walking away when yoo got yer name, but we don't know what she means by that.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Eye see! (err, that is...WE see)

We have a vishus deer report too - come visit us - it's a conspiracy!

Patches & Mittens said...

We have lots of those vishus deer here.

You asked if that was me playing with Precious on the tree. Well, it is me, but we weren't playing, I was being attacked!!

Patches

Patches & Mittens said...

Oh, and Momma added your linky to our bloggy......

Patches

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Great eye shots! We think the second one is you, and the last one is probably your OTW, but who are the others?

~J&B