I have some scary news to report! The vishus moose-deer are attacking people here too!
The Big One came home last night and said one of his staff had been hit by a vishus deer in the road and it wrecked her car (fortunately she was ok, though I bet she was terrified!) and several other staffs said the vishus moose-deers were doing that too! They were charging cars on the highway!!!!
And he said last year, the vishus deer would hide in the mist and when he walked home at night, or took out garbage behind his restaurant, the vishus deer would be right there! Just paw-lengths from him!!!!!
I think they didn't attack him then because they didn't know he was mine, and I hadn't written my pamphlet yet, but now I'm really worried!