Sunday, November 05, 2006

Black Fev-ver Cats

Last night, my OTW came home with the strangest thing on her head! Black fev-ver Cats! Two of them! I couldn't figure out what these strange things were for, 'cause all she said was that she liked after-Halloween sales, because she gets the best stuff.

Well, this morning I saw this picture of her wearing the Black Fev-ver Cats and I realized what they were! LOOK!




They have tiny little Laser Eyes!! Clearly this is a new defensive weapon for repelling vishus deer!! And it must work too, because they went out yesterday in the terrible falling Evil White Stuff that hides the vishus deer from being spotted until they are much too close (though the fact that they are on the same planet as us cats is clearly too close!) and they didn't see a single vishus deer, or get attacked by one, though I'm sure they were staring with their beady little eyes at her from the woods.

By the way, Thanks Smeagol, Strider, Gizmo and Mystery for the great party! And thanks to your humans as well!
And welcome to my blog, Luna, Diva Kitty (and Fluffies) and Nicky! I've added you to my links list, everyone else, please check to make sure you're there. I tell my OTW to check carefully to make sure she doesn't miss anyone, but you know how humans are!

5 comments:

Lux said...

Where can we cats get some of those laser-eyed defensive tools against vishus deer? Even though I've never seen one, from what I've learned blogging, I'd rather keep it that way!

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

You're furry welcome! We're glad you had fun!

We think we needs to get some of those laser-eye things too. We have never seen a vishus deer, but Mom said she saw one walkin' behind our house a few years ago. It might just be layin' in wait for the best time to attack!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

a weapon disguised as a kitty toy? that's so cool! i know those thingys are 'posed ta be repelling Vishus Deer, but we wanna attack her head REAL BAD!

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

oh, we are furry glad those worked to keep the vishus deer away! but can they hurt kitties? we doesn't want grr or midnight or cocoa to get hurt when they pounces OTW's head!!

One-Eyed Jack said...

You can get these defensive weapons at After-Halloween Sales, wherever that is. Check around, you might have one of these near you too.

I thought about attacking her head too, at first, but OTW has lived with me a long time, and she learned to bite back. Besides if I get her in the face with my claws (sometimes, but it's by accident! Honest!) she starts to leak and mews like a hurt little kitten, so I don't like doing that.

I don't think the lasers would go off when kitties attacked it. My laser eyes have never hurt any kitties.

Smeagol, Strider, you make sure Gizmo knows to be extra special careful. Those vishus deers may come back.