Exhibit "A"
Table cats are not allowed on.
Exhibit "B"
Location of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker went to bed.
Exhibits "C" and "D"
Locations of Squiggles For Christmas when Squiggle Maker awoke.
Exhibit "E"
Suspected Squiggle Thief
Suspect:
Furs: Black
Eyes: Gold/Green
Height: 12 inches approx.
Weight: 10 lbs approx
Sex: Female
Age: 22 months
Notes: Four-pawed Foot-pad suspected to be clawed and dangerous.
Several priors for nip-related domestic disturbances, and tin-robberies.
Uh OH!!!
Look at my innocent face, Mommy!! I couldn't POSSIBLY be the Squiggle Thief!
Quick!! Everycat, help me find out my Evil Twin's name before Santa Claws comes!!!!!! My Evil Twin must have done it, and I have to tell Santa her name or he'll think it's me and Jack says I'll get coals in my stocking!!!
12 comments:
I think you are cold busted!
Oh dear!!!!!!!!!
Just because you are caught with the goods does not mean you took them! (See Yao-Lin) However,your list of priors does not work in your favour!
Argue that is was your Mom's fault for leaving them in a "free" zone :)
Your evil twin? Hmmmmm Percy ;)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Peoples are so silly. How could dey leave something like squiggles on da table and NOT expect da kitties to take dem? No self respectin' kitty could just leave squiggles sittin' dere.
Blame it on the woofie. it doesn't matter that you don't have a woofie in the house, it could have been a maurading woofie that got in when no one was looking and idd the damage, then left. It doesn't matter how the woofie may have gotten in. Woofies are clever that way. So just blame it on the woofie.
Yes, yes it was your evil twin, Phony! I think Phony is the counterfeit, no-good Persephone, always up to no good. Because the TRUE and REAL Persephone would never do any wrong.
I think that the squiggle itself just leaped off and jumped into your paws.
But if you had an evil twin he might be named Mack.
Oh Oh! Caught in the act. Coal in your stocking.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... to be shared with your beans.
you're right Persephone - your evil twin Per-se-PHONY did it!
Oh Jack, of course it's not you! Don't wowwy, Santa's not going to weave coals in your stockings.
Oh, Persephone. Those squiggles are soooo tempting. I am sure you were just keeping them safe for your mommy. You must have rescued them from the real thief. Are you a superheroine?
Purrs and Kisses,
Batman
(Furry proud of his superheroine girlfriendcat)
I love it! Per-se-PHONY! Santa certainly can't blame you for what Per-se-PHONY did.
Frankly, it is the squigglemaker's fault for leaving the squiggles out! I'll tell you, those evil twins can get into so much trouble....
Yes, it was definitely your evil twin Phony!
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
~J&B
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