Mommy wrote a new song.
Guess it's a good thing Santa already came!
Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
Jump away, I’ve got to
From the pain you claw into my arm and thigh
All the love I gave
Still you won’t behave
And my toes you bite
So I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you
Now I run from you
This cupboard love you’ve given
I gave you all a bean could give you
Take my foods and that’s not nearly all
Now I know I’ve got to
Sneak away, I’ve got to
You don’t really want any laps from me
You sit and purr
To have somewhere to shed your fur
And you think love is to pat
But I’m sorry I don’t pat like that
Don’t knead me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you whap me so
Now you blink at me when I tell you no!
Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Knead me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love (x3)
We got Squiggles!
And fresh mousies!
And a ParsNIP!!!!
And we got a new cat grass pot! And Daddy said this time HE'S going to be the one growing the grass!