I have a very serious important question. When I first came to live with my mommy she said I was a frootbat just like Skeezix and Dragonheart and Daisy. See?
But now I've been here a while and I grew some (which they said I wouldn't) and filled out some (which they said I would-I was skinny like a model then, but I think boy-cats like lady-cats who look like lady-cats not stick-bugs, don't you?), but my ears didn't grow. Am I still a frootbat?
I am very worried about this. I would like to still be a frootbat, but I don't want to claim to be something I'm not and confuse other cats.
Please let me know.
Jack here. ::rolling eyes:: I dunno about the frootbat thing, but she sure is a Fat Sister now!!!
JACK!!!!! ::whaps Jack::
Ow! Quit it! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Sheesh!
On to more important things. I would like to have that party now that things are a little less sad. But I haven't been around a lot lately. Has anycat picked next week Saturday (Oct 13) for a party yet? If not, can I? That will give my OTW some time to arrange party stuff and still be close to one month after my birthday, and just five days from my 1st Blogoversary. What do you think, everycat?
Now my OTW has something to say. Go on, human.
::OTW sheepishly scuffs toe::
I'm an eejit.
I did this lovely picture up for Whisper and put his dates on it and everything and didn't even notice until a few days ago, even though I looked at it a lot after Whisper went to the Bridge because I miss him a lot, especially at treat time, because he always came running, well sauntering because he was old, for treats and also I miss him a lot when I go to bed, because he burgled my snuggles as I was trying to fall asleep, that I actually got the dates wrong and I didn't even notice when cats kept commenting on how young he was and I was thinking what did they mean by young, because 14 isn't really that young actually, for a cat that was fed crappy food most of his life, and I think mostly ignored too, and then one day I was looking at the picture again and realized I had put 2003 instead of 1993 which probably the year he was born, and I'm really really sorry I confused all the kitties because I didn't mean to at all.
::whispering:: was that ok, then, Jack?
Yes, human, that will do. Alright then, I'm sorry too, everycat, not to have checked my OTW's work more carefully, and Persephone is as well since she is after all the OTW's research assistant and typist, and should have been snoopervising. We hope all the confusion has been cleared up.
PS. Jack's a Big Meanie Brother!!!!! signed Persephone