Sunday, December 03, 2006

Warning! Scary content!!!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh NO!

My OTW has gone MAD!!!!!!! She went out and got antlers!!!!!!!!! ANTLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She even 'pretended' to try to skewer us with them!!!!! And then she laughed!!!! LAUGHED!!!!!!! Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno!!! Not my beloved OTW!!! Oh I think I'm going to cry! I may have to skewer her with Hreinarsbana to save us all! And then who will give me my stinky goodness, and my treats, and my tummyrubs and spine scritches?!?!?

I'm typing this as she's in the other room, doing who knows what vishus deer things! This may be My Last Post, every cat, as I try to subdue this evil that my beloved OTW has become!

Purr for me everycat! Purr hard that I may survive this battle!!!!



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UPDATE!!!!!
I'm still alive and Look what I found in the livingroom! !

They are not attached to her head at all! I think Patches is right, these are dead. I don't think that was very funny, what my OTW did!

But maybe the ghostie of the vishus deer is in her brains, 'cause she's talking about carving the antlers up into needles and beaters, and earspoons!!! Earspoons?!? What it heck is an earspoon? Is that something you scoop stuff out of kitty ears with??? And beaters?!? NEEDLES?!?!?!

I'm keeping an eye and a paw on these antlers. They're a bad bad sign.

20 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

NOOOOOOOOO! is there a full moon? is she possessed? check ta see if her hed spins 'round. no - just get out, and FAST!

KC said...

o, Jack, nooooo. say it's all jus a joke -- 'n not a furry good one at that.

pleeze keeps us posted...

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Jack, are you sure she didn't KILL this Vishus Deer, perhaps with the Big One's help? Or even :: shudder :: by herself?

Don't jump to conclusions, it may have been a life and death battle for her to keep the Vishus Deer from getting to you!

Perhaps she tore the antlers off in a last triumphant gesture, to show her victory?

Or maybe she just lost it...!

And please do keep us posted....

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

That is furry scary we here there was big exploseing of visshaus dear spray mabey they can make you a new batch and get it for you asao

Patches & Mittens said...

Don't worry Jack. There is a whole bunch of those things hanging in our shed. They are DEAD.......

Patches

Gemini said...

I hope that Patches and Mittens are right and it's really really dead and didn't just take over her mind!

The Famous Five said...

OH NO - she must be possessed by a deaded vishus deer spirt.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we fink those things is only purrtendin' ta be ded an any minnit now they's gonna start crawlin' 'cross the floor. you gotta get outta there!

Kimo & Sabi said...

What was you OTW thinking!!! That is not a furry funny prank!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh Jack! I'm so scared for you! How did she get the antlers? Was a Vishus Deer so close it was *gulp* in your yard? Are they real antlers? Maybe they are bugged by the Vishus Deer to spy on you! Did you check if there is a camera in them?????

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Wow, Jack, you are so brave to face those antlers alone! We are impressed!!!

Rascal said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does this mean your OTW is a closet vishus deer??????

Catzee said...

Oooooo Jack! That am furry scary!!!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Them am big antlers! How many points is they?

The Meezers said...

what in the heck are earspoons?

Wm. said...

I'd stay far far away from those terrible things!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

It's that seasun fur peeple to go crazy!!! Oh my gudness, that's horribule news abowt yer lady!!

momsbusy said...

that wuz a fery bad joke. but yu wuz a fery brave cat. we wood haves put the bitey on mommees if shes had done thats to us.

Justin said...

Hey, you are looking ravishing n ur eyes r gorgeous too!!
And hey, do you know, how black cats are tortured!!!!
I 've come across this post on black cats. I hope u'll like it too!!

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I think the vishus deer have gotten to her Jack. It looks suspishuly like whut happend in the "Stepferd Wives" ixsept in this case, the men's club is run by vishus deer.