Sunday, February 20, 2011

PRESENTS!!!!

Jack: I GOT A PRESENT FROM KC!!!!! SHE'S THE BESTEST VALKYRIE KITTY GIRLFRIENDCAT EVER!!! (But my OTW sucks, 'cause she's only now posting it....)


What's this? A knife! AWESOME! A Vishus Deer-Hunting Viking Kitty can never have too many weapons to protect himself! Vishus deers have LOTS of points on their kitty-skewering antlers!


Um. I think this is more 'gangsta' than viking, OTW.


That's better! My wolf's-head longsword, my runic short sword, and my new knife, and even my viking navigation stone! (All from the AWESOME KC, except the longsword!


Oh, and my OTW got something too.

(ed. Are you trying to tell me something, KC's Mom? And thank you for the clip on light. It's perfect, I do lots of tiny stuff and I'm always blocking my light when I'm trying to look closely ~OTW)


Persephone: I got presents too! On a different day! It was my birthday! I'm FIVE! I got a turkey leg and fishie flakes and fishie treats!


Those smell... interesting....

Tenzing: SHARE!!!

(ed. sorry it's blurry. Hard to fend off two determined cats, take pictures and hold an open container of really GROSS smelling stuff. In fact.... ~Human-In-Need-Of-Three-Arms)


Tenzing: SCORE!!!!


Tenzing: OM NOM NOM...

Persephone: Mommy, stop playing with the stinky stuff, and pay attention to MEEEEEEEE!!!

(ed. I will NEVER understand these cats. Little Miss Loves-Everything-Fishie.... does not care for fishie flakes. ~Disappointed-Mommy)


(ed. Little Mister I-Hate-Fish ... LOVES them. Tenzing tried to gnaw my fingers off. But then, he does that when there's no fishie stink on them too. Even weirder, Persephone AND Jack love the fishie treats. Little Master Eats-Everything-In-Sight ...will not eat the fishie treats. ~Bewildered Mommy of Cats-Who-Mess-With-Her-Brain)


(ed. At least Tenzing's having some fun with the turkey leg. Sigh. ~Long-Suffering-Cat-Servant-Mommy)


Persephone: Mommy also never posted OUR Christmas presents, just cranky old Jack's! My present smelled really good! Like NIP! And our FURS! And like Batman's blue heart that Mommy had to take away because it was falling apart!


It IS nip!!


It's nip pillows to rub and love and squeeze


Mommy says she stuffed them with furs from our brushes and nip and the stuffing from Batman's heart!


Thank you, Mommy!


Tenzing: PRESENT!!!!!


Cann...geth..ith...offem...


I can't get it open, Mom-Lady!!!! HELP ME!!!!


NIP BONE!!!!

(ed. What? He's a Big Dumb Dog in a Kitten Suit, it seemed appropriate! ~Increasingly-Desperate-Will-THIS-Make-The-Cat-Happy-Present-Seeker-Mom-Lady)


Tenzing: RAWR!!!!!

(ed. That's a lion on a spring, to hook on a door. He likes to destroy those. ~Oh-I-Just-Give-Up-Go-Play-In-The-Tree-Mom-Lady)

8 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! You all got lots of presents! Jack, you look very manly with your vishus deer hunting knife. They had better be very careful of the mighty viking warrior.

The Island Cats said...

Awesome presents you guys got!! Jack, we love your vishus deer hunting knife. We need one of those!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Jack, that is the most manly gift we've ever seen! WOW!

We really like how you drive your OTW crazy with liking/not liking your presents.
heh heh.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh wow! Great gifts all around!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, KC is a really good girlfrend...Yoo guys gots some awesome stuff but, really, yoo gotta keep da mom gessing!

ML said...

O, Jack, you look so handsome. You get more handsome effurry time I see you.
Please, come over now.
Love & Purrs,
KC

Parker said...

What a gift-a-palooza! Kc and Mom are awesome, I am so happy for you guys!

William said...

Oh, I just loved all those pictures (and my mom really liked the running mom-mentary). Very neat presents all!