Oh, it's on. The house-trashing is ON!!!
She tricked me! The wench TRICKED ME! She went away this weekend, but didn't frantically sew stuff all week or pack anything until afternoon and she was gone just NAPS later!!!
And she stuck goop on my paw right before she left, so I didn't even get proper cuddles to growl at her during!!!
She's not coming back until TUESDAY! This house is going DOWN! Everycat, come over and let's MAKE A MESS!!!!!
We have boxes and box forts to destroy and play Box Wars in!
We have cubby holes right below the TV and DVDS to knock over stuff from and play Cubby Hole Wars in!
We have stuff to climb and play 'Does It Break or Does It Bounce?' on!
We have lots of mousies and ratties and voles to play with (I think some DID stay after the last time, KC! Maybe if you could bring yours with you, they could coax mine out to introduce themselves?)
And when we get tired and need to nap to restore our energy for more DESTRUCTION
We have lots of beds!
Lots and LOTS of beds!
Big beds, small beds, beds we can snuggle in...
We have lots of OTHER beds, Tenzing!
Are they coming yet?