What's going ON?!?!?
Where's all the stuff in my Climbing Closet?
Where's all the stuff in my personal Window Room?
We're moving, I told you, Tenzing!
Is it because I climbed in the closet?
And tried to walk on the ceiling?
Was it because I climbed on the boxes?
Or tried to eat the claw-steal-y thing? It stoled my claws!
Was it because I fight with Jack and Persephone too much?
And tried to eat your rug?
Why don't you want me anymore? Aren't I cute enough?
You silly Smooshy-cat! I told you, we're taking you with us! We love you, doofball! You're not going to be left behind this time! And there'll be a new place to explore, and new hallways to sneak into, and wonderful surprises especially made for you!
Are you sure? You're not going to leave me alone again? I'm not going to have to find a new family?
No, we're really not going to leave you!
Do I still have to go to the V-E-T? You're not going to leave me there?
No, we're not leaving you there! Yes, you still have to go!
I'm still going to holler the whole way there!
I know! I know!
What's going ON?!?!? Mommy! Why are there peoples I don't know taking our stuffs? Tenzing says it's because you don't want us anymore!!! You want me, right? You love me! You're my mommy! You're not going away like Daddy, are you?
No, Sephy-cat, Tenzing's just upset because his last people left him behind. I'm not leaving any of you behind, I promise! And Daddy didn't go away, he's just staying at the new place to make it perfect for us!
Don't look at me, human. I've been sitting here for hours licking her head and letting her snuggle me, telling her it was fine, you just wanted to disrupt the universe and take all our stuff somewhere else, so we have to get it all perfect all over again, just when it was all perfect right here. Can't we at least leave the Unnecessary Kitten behind?