Can you believe it? My OTW wasn't going to get me ANY PRESENTS!!! NONE!
She said, "In a couple weeks you're going to get the best present I can give you, time alone with me and away from the kitten!" and "There's nothing at the stores you don't already have and ignore!"
The NERVE of some humans!
But she couldn't do it! She couldn't not give ME, her man-cat, presents! Look at all the cushy beds she got me!!!
Your offerings of paper twists and fresh guts please me, wench!
You should have washed these beds first though. They smells all sting-my-nosey.
I don't know what your problem is Jack! These are NICE!
*I* like them, mommy! Thank you! Can I have some Tem-tay-shuns, please?