Sunday, September 19, 2010
Tenzin': Me-ARRRRRRRRROW!!! Me-ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOW!!! I BE a Pirate!!!
One-Eyed Jack: I be watchin' out fer scurvy kittens! And thievin' wenches what be stealin' me stuffs and movin' it away without me p'rmissions! Now where did I bury me treasure chest o' treats???
T' Red Scurvy Meniss: I be a PARROT-Pirate! And I know where t' rum has gone. I'm gonna sit here on t' thievin' rum-thief 'til he coughs it up.
EAN*P*LPKC: EWWWWWWWW! I'll just pour my OWN rum thank you! And you can't have any. You're a KITTEN! I mean....AVAST! Ye'll nivver git me treasure, ye scurvy sea-catty!! Heeheehee... scurrrrrvy! Scuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvyyy! Heeheehee!
T' Red Scurvy Meniss: Um. Oooooo...kay, Ebil-Arch-Nemesis-Pirate-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler. (Your head is on fire! Your head is on fire! Give me the rum!)
P'rsephone: I be guardin' on the treasure chest this year! Our booty be t' best booty ever!
Our first year it be full o' gold and jewels!
Our second year we be havin' Pirate Cookies! They were yummy, but Mommy didn't let us eat any!
And last year we be havin' t' fight off the scurvy piRATical sorts out to steal our chest full o' catnip playthings!
But this year it be full o' TEM-TAY-SHUNS!!!!!!!
Tenzin': We're going to a party! We're going to a party! I can climb to the top o' the crow's nest, right?
P'rsephone: I be a Pretty Pretty Pirate Princess! Lookit my Pretty Hat!
One-Eyed Jack: Me-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Me belleh be full o' TEM-TAY-SHUNS, and there be no adventures to be had here this year, with half ARRRRR things made off with! It be time fer a nap, b'fore headin' to the PARRRRRRRR-ty! Ye'll be seein' us there soon enough, I'm s'spectin'!