Pounce NO to both!!! (Except as EXCELLENT cat toys!)
Purr YES to reusable cloth bags! (For your groceries, and stuff. Not your cats. They're boring to pounce, 'cause they don't crinkle, and we don't like crawling in them!)
They can be used for many handy things besides groceries! They won't break halfway up the stairs and spill your gooshy food tins all over the hall! They won't get holes in them on a single car ride home and have to be thrown out without being reused! And most suppermarkets (even up here halfway to the meowing North Pole, in Oil-and-Vishus-Deer Country) sell them for a dollar or two!
Stop the senseless slaughter of trees and plastic plants!!! (Give ME the plastic plants! I will lick them and bite them and have eleventy-two kinds of fun!)
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Bad Kittens Three and Megan at Bad Kitty Cats Journal
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