As I mentioned before my humans ALWAYS dress silly!!
I mean, really!
So I tried dressing them up sober. It's the silliest thing I could think of! And my OTW would hate it as much I hate wearing costumes!
So after searching long and hard I found this outfit hidden deep in her closet where only we cats ever go! The Big One actually owns a few suits 'cause he needs them for work. I even dug around in the bathroom and found some make-up she had tried to hide behind the Bandaids, and made her do her hair all neat and tidy! But it sure was hard getting them to keep a straight face!
Right, knock that off!
Hey! Opposable Thumb Wench! PAY ATTENTION!!! Big One, stop talking to your spy buddies!!
Oh now come ON!!! Guns and glasses don't just appear out of nowhere!!
Right! HA! Gotcha!!!
Anycat want a couple of humans? Cheap?