OPENING TONIGHT!

OPENING TONIGHT IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU!

A NEW KIND OF SOOPER-HERO FOR A NEW TIME!!


THE RED MENISS BATTLES TO SAVE FELINITY FROM A NEW TERROR!!!!


IN 'THE RED MENISS VS THE TWO-HEADED HOUSE-PANTHERMONSTER'!!!!


"PA-A-ANTHER-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RS!!!!!"


DO YOU DARE TO BRAVE THE BEAST?!?!


::scary music::

*This film rated SFK (Scary For Kittens).

Ginger Wednesday-Roll For Eric!

You know how some humans do stuff for a really long time to make other humans all better? Well, my ginger friend Fat Eric is all sick and so are some other kitties like William and Russell's sister Olivia, and some other cats too, but I don't know them, but they're still sick so I thought if I did something for a really long time like the humans do then maybe they'd get all better like humans do, so I'm going to Roll for Eric! (And Olivia and all the other kitties!)



















Was that enough? Are they all better now?

Midnight Monday-Pantheritis

Help! Help! Help!!! Gingers, you have to help me! I think I'm turning into a House Panther! I have PANTHERITIS!!!!!


See? I has a black SPOT on my head!!!!!!


And I grew a BLACK whisker!


And then it was FOUR BLACK WHISKERS!!!!


And now the Mom-Lady-Person says I have TWO MORE!! On the OTHER SIDE!!!!!!

Also, HELP! HELP! HELP!!!!! I think my Ebil Arch-Nemesis-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler is trying to STRANGLE ME!!!!!!

(ed. Was not! I was scritching your neck! You like neck scritches, you doofball! ~EANLPKC)


At least one of the ones on the other side falled out! I don't trust you, Ebil Arch-Nemesis-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler! You call me Smooshy Kitten! And you eat Smooshy cheese! I think you're planning to smoosh me all over banick... bannerk....that bread stuff!

Silly Mom-Lady-Person

Mom-Lady-Person, that's not how you use boogie mats!

Nice Boogie mat!

Thank you, Mom-Lady-Person, for this great boogie mat! (Psst! It needs a little more catnip though...)

Hey! Where are you taking my boogie mat? And what's "Going away for the weekend" mean? MO-O-O-O-O-O-OM!!!!!

Femme Friday-sort of

I'd like to participate in Femme Friday 'cause I'm a GIRLcat. But ever since the Bad Kitten came Mommy only ever takes pictures of HIM!


Even when she DOES take pictures of me...







It's only 'cause that Red Meniss is doing something bad!


Pay attention to ME, Mommy!!!!!!

Not-so-easy Sunday

Dear Mr. T. GetoutoftheTREEEEEEEE,

We thank you for your interest in our soon to open position as Studio Cat. After reviewing your application and purrsonality profile, we have determined that you would be an excellent addition to our company in terms of morale and general cuteness levels.


However, as you lack the necessary skill requirements of not-napping-on-the-equipment,


not-eating-the-supplies,


and not-stealing-the-tools, we have decided to go with another candidate at this time.

We encourage you to work on these skills and to reapply for future openings. We wish you the best of luck in your job search.

Sincerely,

O.T.W Ladyperson
Director of Feline Resources