Dear Mr. T. GetoutoftheTREEEEEEEE,
We thank you for your interest in our soon to open position as Studio Cat. After reviewing your application and purrsonality profile, we have determined that you would be an excellent addition to our company in terms of morale and general cuteness levels.
However, as you lack the necessary skill requirements of not-napping-on-the-equipment,
and not-stealing-the-tools, we have decided to go with another candidate at this time.
We encourage you to work on these skills and to reapply for future openings. We wish you the best of luck in your job search.
Director of Feline Resources