Sunday, June 13, 2010

Not-so-easy Sunday

Dear Mr. T. GetoutoftheTREEEEEEEE,

We thank you for your interest in our soon to open position as Studio Cat. After reviewing your application and purrsonality profile, we have determined that you would be an excellent addition to our company in terms of morale and general cuteness levels.


However, as you lack the necessary skill requirements of not-napping-on-the-equipment,


not-eating-the-supplies,


and not-stealing-the-tools, we have decided to go with another candidate at this time.

We encourage you to work on these skills and to reapply for future openings. We wish you the best of luck in your job search.

Sincerely,

O.T.W Ladyperson
Director of Feline Resources

13 comments:

A few Good Cats said...

HA! Tenzing, we have been around awhile and we know Feline Discrimination when we read it. That FR (Feline Resources) lady is just blowing smoke.

Katnip Lounge said...

Tenzing, We suggest you lay of the nip before your next interview.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ha! She don't realize dat she needs somecat to do alla dem things...really, what fun would she haf wifout dat.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man they are so picky...

Eric and Flynn said...

Aww Tenzing, it's her loss. We think you would be purrfect for the job.

Kea said...

Tenzing, we think that's discrimination indeed! You could file a complaint. But maybe it would be better to cut your losses, beef up your resume and apply elsewhere!

The Creek Cats said...

MOL!! Too funny!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Tenzing, we're sorry you didn't get the job!!

Derby, Ducky said...

Sheesh, not good reasons at all to turn you down for this job.

Fin said...

Tenzing you have been robbed!

William said...

Ha ha ha! Tenzing, maybe when you're a bit older--about three.

ML said...

Wowie, Tensing, whateffurr that is you are on, it looks like a bunch of fun.
Can we all come play on it?
Love & Purrs,
KC

AttieCattie said...

HAHAHAHAhAhAHAHA!!!! MOL!