We thank you for your interest in our soon to open position as Studio Cat. After reviewing your application and purrsonality profile, we have determined that you would be an excellent addition to our company in terms of morale and general cuteness levels.
However, as you lack the necessary skill requirements of not-napping-on-the-equipment,
not-eating-the-supplies,
and not-stealing-the-tools, we have decided to go with another candidate at this time.
We encourage you to work on these skills and to reapply for future openings. We wish you the best of luck in your job search.
Sincerely,
O.T.W Ladyperson
Director of Feline Resources
13 comments:
HA! Tenzing, we have been around awhile and we know Feline Discrimination when we read it. That FR (Feline Resources) lady is just blowing smoke.
Tenzing, We suggest you lay of the nip before your next interview.
Ha! She don't realize dat she needs somecat to do alla dem things...really, what fun would she haf wifout dat.
Man they are so picky...
Aww Tenzing, it's her loss. We think you would be purrfect for the job.
Tenzing, we think that's discrimination indeed! You could file a complaint. But maybe it would be better to cut your losses, beef up your resume and apply elsewhere!
MOL!! Too funny!
Aw, Tenzing, we're sorry you didn't get the job!!
Sheesh, not good reasons at all to turn you down for this job.
Tenzing you have been robbed!
Ha ha ha! Tenzing, maybe when you're a bit older--about three.
Wowie, Tensing, whateffurr that is you are on, it looks like a bunch of fun.
Can we all come play on it?
Love & Purrs,
KC
HAHAHAHAhAhAHAHA!!!! MOL!
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