Help! Help! Help!!! Gingers, you have to help me! I think I'm turning into a House Panther! I have PANTHERITIS!!!!!
See? I has a black SPOT on my head!!!!!!
And I grew a BLACK whisker!
And then it was FOUR BLACK WHISKERS!!!!
And now the Mom-Lady-Person says I have TWO MORE!! On the OTHER SIDE!!!!!!
Also, HELP! HELP! HELP!!!!! I think my Ebil Arch-Nemesis-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler is trying to STRANGLE ME!!!!!!
(ed. Was not! I was scritching your neck! You like neck scritches, you doofball! ~EANLPKC)
At least one of the ones on the other side falled out! I don't trust you, Ebil Arch-Nemesis-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler! You call me Smooshy Kitten! And you eat Smooshy cheese! I think you're planning to smoosh me all over banick... bannerk....that bread stuff!