Jack's Christmas

What's this? My Christmas Stocking? FINALLY?


Wait, where's that Red Meniss?

Locked in the Bathroom.


Oooo! Paper!


Hmmm, tastes like 'nip...


And A WHOLE ROLL of Fresh Guts! With snowflakes! Wait...there's nip. Where's the Unnecessary Kitten?

I told you, he's in the bathroom.


A new lei!!!!


Where did you say Tenzing was?

The BATHROOM!

Yeah, I don't think I want to risk it.


There! Is this better? You're in here alone with me.

There's no need to get snarky with me, Human.


Hee hee hee! Gonna getcha, Lei!


Are you SURE that Meniss can't get in here?

YES!!!!


GUUUUUUUUTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!


Fev-verbutt mousie! And a ball! And Catnip!


Is that Tenzing hiding behind the nightstand?

He can't even FIT behind the nightstand!!!


AWESOME! There's PAPER!!!

Oh, for the love of....!!!


HEY! No stealing my presents! Get your own, Human!


I think I'll just lie here and guard my presents, under my bag... in case that Unnecessary Kitten shows up.


I will help you guard the ni... your presents. He tried to steal mine too!


PRESENTS!!!!!


These? Are mine.








Imma gonna BITE you!!! RAWR!!!!


Hey, KC! Come play with these! We can wait for the Man in the Bloo Shorts and his Dog-sled to bring that package! We may have to wait a while. We JUST got a card from EG, Tazo, and Titus yesterday! And Dora's mom sent Tenzing a picture and it came DAYS after Christmas!


Wait! Where's that Meniss now?

SIGH.

Tenzing- I got COAL

I doan beleif it! Santa left me coal?


I really got COAL???


HMPH! Sephy, share your nip!


Stupid Mom-Lady-Person, making me sit over here all by myself with my stupid coal, while stupid Persephone hogs all the stupid nip! ::sniffsniff::


Hey, wait! Does this coal smell like NIP?


It DOES smell like NIP!!!!


COAL IS THE BESTEST PRESENT EVAR!!!!!1!!!


PersePHONY: I believe these coals were for me.


Nuh UH!!!


Hey look! I caught the Krampus! And I'm gonna bite it and kick it and call it lunch! Is not taking me away from my COAL and my Mom-Lady-Person!

Wordless Wednesday-You got PRESENTS, you know, guys!

What's a Krampus?

MeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT'S THATWHAT'STHATWHAT'STHAT???!? MOMMOMMOM!!!

Let the Squeeing Commence!

OTW: Cat-blogger Mommies and Daddies.... Let the SQEEEEing COMMENCE!!!!


See Jack? Sephy DOES let me cuddle! AND hold paws!

Tenzing's getting COAL

Persephone: Tenzing is getting COAL for Christmas! We just KNOW it!

Jack: Remember when we told you Tenzing is made of bad?

He's not being good now to trick Santa Claws.


He tried to steal the Christmas decorations that belong in our conference rooms!


Persephone: He knocked down Mommy's lids! From WAY UP THERE! And he had to GO ON THE TABLE to jump there!


Jack: And when the OTW went to get the camera to get pictures to show Santa in case the Unnecessary Kitten looks at him all cute and he thinks Tenzing's all good, I had to show here this! Her wig and head are on the floor! And Santa's Hat is on the lamp! They BELONG WAY UP THERE


Persephone: And Mommy had hardly cleaned it up and Tenzing tried to sniff the box over the books and KNOCKED THEM ALL DOWN! Onto the box! Which knocked over the LAMP!


Jack: He NEVER gets Out Of The TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Persephone: He goes on the COUNTERS!


Jack: He's almost CHEWED OFF the handle of the Bad Cat Bottle!


Persephone: He's always attacking us when we try to walk on the floor!

Jack: Or trying to nap on it!


Persephone: He's always chewing on things!


Jack: And attacking the OTW's work!


Persephone: He still destroys toilet paper! Even when it's up on the rack to keep it away from him! THROUGH the wires!


Jack: Even in the BASKET the OTW got up on the rack to keep it away from him!


OTW: HEY! You were in Time Out! Time Out is NOT Playtime Out!!! You are the Naughtiest Kitten Ever!

Persephone: See? That's not where the rack is supposed to be! That's not where the basket is supposed to be! That's not where the stuff-that-goes-in-the-basket is supposed to be!

Jack: And the toilet paper's everywhere....

Persphone: If WE got coal last year, he'd better getting a WHOLE BAG OF IT!!!

I lives here FOREVER. I gets to cuddle too. Now. ::plop::

Sigh.


Ok? Good. ::rollrollwrithe:: That's more comfy.

Sigh.


::Streeeeeeetch::


That's more comfy!

Sigh.


::Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch::


AH! That's MORE comfy!

Sigh.


No, we are NOT holding paws, OTW.


::STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH::

Hey!


AH! That's MORE more comfy!


Sigh.


NO PAW HOLDING!!!!!


And clean your ears better, kitten!


Don't know why you're so grumpy. Sephy lets me cuddle!


How could she complain? You sit in there with her and she drowns in your fat floofs!


Is too room in here for three.

OTW: Might have been if you hadn't bit Jack's paw a moment later....