He climbs things he's not supposed to
Even in cupboards he's not supposed to be in.
And then he bites things he's not supposed to mess with
And plays 'Will it Break or Will it Bounce' with things he's not supposed to play with
And steals things he's not supposed to steal
And walks on things he's not supposed to be on
And wreaks things Mommy and Daddy have to pay for!
He chews on Mommy's hair
And her books
Rips apart her stuff
And messes with her Important Strings
Steals her bookmarks out of her books
And Daddy's food RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
He goes on Mommy's desk when she's eating yogurt, and pretends he's not REALLY on the desk
He destroys Mommy and Daddy's litter-box papers
He's always trying to catch and eat my pretty curly tail
And biting me
And Jack
And MOMMY!!!!
And NOW he hangs out in NIPIUM DENS!!!!
Mommy says Daddy's kitten is MADE OF BAD!!! Mommy says he ought to be in JAIL!
But he can't even do THAT without being bad!
17 comments:
Oh, this definitely qualifies for Fin's (of Housecat Confidential) Scafflaw Week! Tenzing, you are a handful! Adorable, but a handful! LOL!
Tenzing, you really made us laugh. You are so bad, it's great.
Oh my Badness! That was a LOT of Bad in one post! I need to find some cords to sink my teeths into!
We are not Lawyers, but it seems to us that Tenzing is not guilty of these supposed Bad Things.
Climbing a tree? For heaven's sake, a cat is supposed to climb things; a cat is BORN to climb things!
Biting things? A cat never knows when he will have to defend himself, so he must be prepared to defend with tooth and claw.
Steals? A very strong word for the action we saw. Plays? Walks? Cats are born to play and walk. When we do things like that, our human staff (male division) calls us Good Cats!
Tenzing
Like Kea said you need to be a part of Scafflaw week over at Fin's I think you hit all the high points!
MOL!!
purrin
xo
Abby
Tenzing is having waaaaay too much fun! MOL!!!
My goodness--look at all that bad!
That is some naughty behavior!!
Boy oh boy, he's a bad little boy! I hate to say this, but I'm pretty sure the orange cat gene is to blame!
Haha! Tenzing, we thought we were bad, but we are angels compared to you!!!
Heehee! When Momma sez I'm bad, I can point to Tenzing and say I'm not THAT bad!
We are in AWE. Tenzing is our HERO!
::studies post intently::
::takes notes::
We finks hes anuther orinch menace!! Mumma sez that Thomas(who came before) wuz one too. William has the right of it--that orinch menace gene!!
Meepsie and Smokey
Wow this is such an impressive showing Tenzing. Mom would scold you and then give you some corporal cuddling. Thanks for playing!!
Tenzing, you aren't made of "bad" you are made of "wonder" and "goodness".
We think all these things that you do are delightful and 100% proper cat.
No such thing as a bad cat ;)
Wicked Wuudler
Tenzing, you are definitely baaaaad. So why are you so cute?
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