Persephone: I was going to do a Thursday 13 to show you just how Bad my Bad Brother, Tenzing GetoutoftheTREEEEEEEE is, but he's so Bad I have LOTS more Bad Things he does to show you!
He climbs things he's not supposed to
Even in cupboards he's not supposed to be in.
And then he bites things he's not supposed to mess with
And plays 'Will it Break or Will it Bounce' with things he's not supposed to play with
And steals things he's not supposed to steal
And walks on things he's not supposed to be on
And wreaks things Mommy and Daddy have to pay for!
He chews on Mommy's hair
And her books
Rips apart her stuff
And messes with her Important Strings
Steals her bookmarks out of her books
And Daddy's food RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
He goes on Mommy's desk when she's eating yogurt, and pretends he's not REALLY on the desk
He destroys Mommy and Daddy's litter-box papers
He's always trying to catch and eat my pretty curly tail
And biting me
And NOW he hangs out in NIPIUM DENS!!!!
Mommy says Daddy's kitten is MADE OF BAD!!! Mommy says he ought to be in JAIL!
But he can't even do THAT without being bad!