Jack: Remember when we told you Tenzing is made of bad?
He's not being good now to trick Santa Claws.
He tried to steal the Christmas decorations that belong in our conference rooms!
Persephone: He knocked down Mommy's lids! From WAY UP THERE! And he had to GO ON THE TABLE to jump there!
Jack: And when the OTW went to get the camera to get pictures to show Santa in case the Unnecessary Kitten looks at him all cute and he thinks Tenzing's all good, I had to show here this! Her wig and head are on the floor! And Santa's Hat is on the lamp! They BELONG WAY UP THERE
Persephone: And Mommy had hardly cleaned it up and Tenzing tried to sniff the box over the books and KNOCKED THEM ALL DOWN! Onto the box! Which knocked over the LAMP!
Jack: He NEVER gets Out Of The TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: He goes on the COUNTERS!
Jack: He's almost CHEWED OFF the handle of the Bad Cat Bottle!
Persephone: He's always attacking us when we try to walk on the floor!
Jack: Or trying to nap on it!
Persephone: He's always chewing on things!
Jack: And attacking the OTW's work!
Persephone: He still destroys toilet paper! Even when it's up on the rack to keep it away from him! THROUGH the wires!
Jack: Even in the BASKET the OTW got up on the rack to keep it away from him!
OTW: HEY! You were in Time Out! Time Out is NOT Playtime Out!!! You are the Naughtiest Kitten Ever!
Persephone: See? That's not where the rack is supposed to be! That's not where the basket is supposed to be! That's not where the stuff-that-goes-in-the-basket is supposed to be!
Jack: And the toilet paper's everywhere....
Persphone: If WE got coal last year, he'd better getting a WHOLE BAG OF IT!!!
14 comments:
Nonsense, all kitties are good at Christmas time. LOL. No coal for any of you -- we're sure Santa will bring wonderful presents!
You are right, Tenzing is sure to get coal! But I am pretty sure he will also get some good presents, too!
Oh dear, we hope Santa doesn't see this post!! Tenzing is sure to be on the naughty list!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Oh Tenzing...I know how hard it is to be good this time of year 'specially when the humans do things like bring trees in the house and cover it with toys. I've been going crazy myself and I'm afraid I might be getting a lump of coal too!
Ernie
Tattling is a bit naughty too, don't you think?
Cuteness outweighs naughty!
uh oh, looks like you could be getting rather a big delivery of coal. Of course it could be Nott Me disguising himself as Tenzing to get him into trouble.
Oh, Tenzing, we hope you don't get coal. It isn't edible. Can you behave for 2 more days?
I think Santa understands that kittens and even young Mancats are a little bit naughty sometimes, even if they try very hard not to be. Don't worry Tenzing, I'm sure your Mom will tell Santa not to bring coal!!
Oh dear Tenzing you might some explainin to do to Santa when he comes to visit.
Merry Christmas
purrin
xoxoxo
I so think it's the red gene. But I have to say, not even my bro Russell is that bad!
We don't think Tenzing is all that bad. Surely Santa cuts us all a little slack, right?
That is naughty business!
Happiest of Holiday Wishes to all of you!!
Fin & Mom
You beautiful house panthers just don't unnerstand how hard it is to be ORANGE! It makes us a little bit crazy - it's nothing we can help! We don't TRY to be bad - honest! It's not Tenzing's fault!! He's a victim of genetics!
Your orange friend, Zoe
Oh my your brother is so naughty - but he is STILL not as naughty as Gus and Stella because they go in the Christmas tree and they knock the ornaments off! But oh boy, he is pretty close to as naughty - he does knock stuff down, and he does climb trees - but oh he is so cute too! And don't worry, even if he is naughty it shouldn't affect your presents at all! This post was so funny it made us all laugh - because it is so much like our house!
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