James: Terrible news today, Lisa. It seems some of our Canadian Cat-hletes have found themselves accused of Doping!
Lisa: That's right, James. While the Human Olympics currently appear to have been run clean, the Cat Olympics are being rocked with this drug scandal! A series of pictures allegedly taken during the Cat Olympics show Cat-hlete Persephone with what appears to be containers of CATNIP!
James: Persephone has not confirmed at this time whether she was aware of the camera at the Cat Olympic residence, though the pictures suggest she was.
Lisa: Yes, James. In fact, detailed examination of the series of photos suggest she may have been trying to hide the evidence when she realized the camera was there.
James: Indeed, Lisa. While it's not clear yet that these photos were taken at the Cat Olympic Residence, or when, it is doubtful Persephone will be allowed to keep any medals she won.
Lisa: And there's worse news in this story. Jack, long known to be an anti-nip advocate, appears in at least one of the photos, and allegedly appears to be be partaking of the drug!
James: Shocking, Lisa! And disappointing, after their strong showing at this years Cat Olympics. So far, Persephone has been dodging the press and has declined to make any statements.
Lisa: Thank you, James. We'll being staying on top of this story and will keep you informed of further developments. We'll be right back!