We’re not Dead!!!
We’ve been really really busy!!!
First My Giant brought home lots of new stuff to my house and it smells like FOODS!! But it’s not foods!!! I don’t think it’s nice to trick kitties like that!
And then he WENT AWAY!!! For a SQUILLION NAPS!!!
And while he was gone, Squeak and Fade’s mom and dad brought lots of other stuff over and it smells like Squeak and Fade and they came with some of the stuff and visited lots, and then one day they came over all upset and said ALL THEIR STUFF WAS GONE!!!!!! And then their mom and dad came over and put them in a PTU, and their mom and dad hugged my mom and scratched me and said bye lots, and then they went away with Squeak and Fade, and Mom said they were moving to where she used to live with Jack and Whisper and I’ll probably never see Squeak and Fade again, ‘cause they won’t live down the hall from us anymore, but that’s ok, ‘cause Fade was kinda hissy and Squeak never played with me anymore when she came over, but they left all the stuff they brought over! Even a couple more square tents, so now I have a tent tunnel to pounce apart!!
And then after Squeak and Fade were gone forever, my Mom started moving everything around! And making the floor wet with stinky water! And then she’d move other stuff and make the floor wet there!!! Yuck! And she shuffled papers everywhere! And she stole all my toys and put them in a box!!! And then My Giant came home! And he made the toy sucker-upper go all over!! And then my tents came back and some of my toys!
My Giant brought Mom books, and she says they are very special books and she’s very excited, but she says she has to send them back so she has to read them now! So I get laps!!! And My Giant brought presents, but only presents for my Mom, not for us kitties!! My Mom says they’re Vikings! Like Jack! My Mom giggled lots and threw little things all over the room with one of her presents. (But not at us!)
And my Mom put buckets of different stinky water on my balcony and put strings in them!! Jack says when she takes them out the strings are different colours and smell funny! Maybe it’s magic water!!
And she put string on one of her square things and tied more string between it. And when she’s put string on them and tied other string in them lots, she’s sending some of the stuff she made to Florida where Daisy lives, so people can look at string, and some of it to Australia, where Puddy and Kate live, so people there can look at string! Don’t they have string of their own?
And I’ve been very busy too! My Mom puts the TV on lots for me and I’ve been helping her by doing lots of research!!
I researched Meercats!
And I helped Mom file!
And Jack has hogged the leis lots! (ed. Jack: They’re MY LEIS!!!!)
And that’s what we’ve been doing!! My Mom says she’ll try to help us visit as many cats as possible this week! Oh and Jack has learned about lots more scary Vishus Deers stuff! He says stay tuned here for a very scary Thursday Thirteen!
And I have exciting news!! We may not have to move!!! And from now on My Giant is going to be hunting our foods at home!!! In Whisper’s room!! But I go in Whisper’s room sometimes and I don’t smell foods in there…
We loves you all and misses you!! We’re just really busy!!
Purrs Batman!! I miss you ‘specially!! But I’m coming to the party on Friday!!
KC, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!!! The kittens are really cute!! I was the first kitten in my litter to open an eye! That's why I was called One Eyed Jack!! I miss you!