Monday, October 23, 2006

Midnight Monday

Just a quick one, as I'm currently working on my educational pamphlet "Vishus Deer of the North" and continuing investigation into the Nonny Mouse-Posts. You will be SHOCKED, Cats!!!!

This first picture is of me on my perch beside the desk at our last apartment in Vancouver. We lived at the bottom of a mountain, surrounded by woodlots. This was where I saw my first vishus deer. I was sitting there one day and suddenly there were two vishus deer! Across the road from my house! You can even see the place they were lurking!

They were acting all nonchalant, nibbling on leaves, pretending like they didn't even see me, but I knew they did, and they were just waiting to EAT ME! But I stared at them with my laser beam eyes and they stayed on the other side of the road. Which was good, because my apartment was near the ground and they could have gotten me just by stretching their necks up to my window! It was then I decided to become a vishus-deer hunter.

10 comments:

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, Jack! How frightening. I haf lazer eyes, too. Make sure yur trusty sword is sharp afore you go huntin those vishus deer!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

whoa! nice lazer beems ya got there! duz the different colors do different damages ta yur enemies?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo cool laser beam eyes. that'll keep those vishus-deer away. i'm concerned about the nonny mouse-posts. please keep us informed about what you find out and let me know if you need any help hunting them.

Rascal said...

Woo hoo! Great Midnight Monday shots! Love the glowing eyes!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yoo are doing such a grate survice too keep us informed of what the vishus deer are afraid of. We are going to luk into getting owrselves lazerbeem eyes.

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KC said...

o, Jack, i luvs ur kewl laser eye beams. that should skeer off tha vishus deer.

me 'n Missy bofs haf laser eyes, too. her's is red 'n mines be green. ur's be two colors, r ur eyes different colors? or is it a viking thing?

Emma's Kat said...

Oh, Jack! Emma has a crush! A true genuine vishus deer hunter! We're lucky and don't ever see deer here in VA. Well, not in our neck of the woods at least. Maybe someone like yourself rid our neighborhood of them long ago?

Hot(M)BC said...

Furry good job wif your lazer beem eyes! I's impurressed!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee

One-Eyed Jack said...

Whoa! Those are some nice lasereyes you've got too Bonnie!

The different colours are for better tracking and aiming. My eyes are the same colour.

*Grooms whiskers in pleased embarrassment*

Why, thank you Emma!

I suspect it was a vishus deer killer that got them in the past. Did Virginia once have Panthers, perhpas?

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Jack, do all feerless Viking cats have lazer beem eyes, or just the superhero wuns with the red capes?