This first picture is of me on my perch beside the desk at our last apartment in Vancouver. We lived at the bottom of a mountain, surrounded by woodlots. This was where I saw my first vishus deer. I was sitting there one day and suddenly there were two vishus deer! Across the road from my house! You can even see the place they were lurking!
They were acting all nonchalant, nibbling on leaves, pretending like they didn't even see me, but I knew they did, and they were just waiting to EAT ME! But I stared at them with my laser beam eyes and they stayed on the other side of the road. Which was good, because my apartment was near the ground and they could have gotten me just by stretching their necks up to my window! It was then I decided to become a vishus-deer hunter.