Persephone says some cats have fairies in their gardens! We don't have gardens 'cause the Mom-Lady says plants make her sneeze and she makes plants deaded.
But that's ok, 'cause the fairies come visit me anyway!
They like to dance on top of these smelly sticks!
I wanna dance too! But I think I'm too big to dance on top of a smelly stick! Even the fat ones!
I'm gonna catch one and get them to teach me to dance!
When the Mom-Lady isn't watching and grabbing my paws away!
Sometimes it's just one or two fairies...
...but sometimes there's a lot and it's a BIIIIIIG party, like at my Best Friend Billy's!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, Mom-Lady!!! I reallyreallyREALLY wanna dance with the fairies!