Today is my Birthday!!!! I'm Lucky Thirteen today! (Thank you for the great picture, KC!!!!)
And no claw-clipping this year!!! (the OTW did it last week, my claws don't grow that fast anymore).
The OTW says no toys this year. She says I already have too many. She says I never play with most of them anyway. She says she can't buy me anything, 'cause I never like what she gets me, and I mostly play with "trash" and my old toys and stuff she makes or gets for Persephone.
I was thinking my OTW sucks as a human, but then she said she got me something better....
MINIONS!!!!!!
Millions of them!!! (Ok, 30.)
(Plus Rock, Paper and Scissors, who you met before-Rock and Scissors are mounted on the OTW's trusty Info-Ferrets, and Paper's leading the charge with his needle-sword--you can see them better if you biggify the picture).
She got me an ARMY!!!!!! Of MINIONS!!!!!!!
My human is the coolest humans EVAR!!!!!!
Now I just have one little problem. I gotta come up with 30 names for them!
Hey everycat, I say it's time for a Birthday/Naming Party!!!! Come on over! We can party until the end of the weekend, and you can all help me name the Ratty Minions!! Single names are good, names in groups of three are also nice! Actually, I think my lazy human hasn't named the ferrets either.
We got lots of kibble (the GOOD stuff!), cans and cans and cans of tuna, and turkey and chicken and gooshy foods and spam (Spam? Really? We have SPAM, OTW?!?!?), and Temptations! And we can drive my OTW around the bend!
What OTW?
Oh. Fine.
My OTW says I have to tell you that we are NOT under any circumstances going to name any of the rats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
And the spam's not hers.
30 comments:
Ohmygosh, you are such a fortunate kitty to have such a good home with so many purr-esents to celly-brate you's big day. ♥HAPPY PURR-THDAY TO YOU♥
Wow - you got minions - how cool is that?
Happy Purrthday to you, Jack! We hope that your day is fabulous with lots of treats and snuggles!
Charlemagne and Tamar
Happy birthday, Jack.
And what is wrong with Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner? We think they're healthy names.
You can't call them Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? Okay, how about Yummy, Tasty and Nommy?
Happy purrfday Jack.
happy birthday!!! MINIONS! those are the best gift ever. mine only come out at Halloween and Christmas but yours are year round. your human did good.
what about "Frick & Frack" for 2 of them?
bendrix and i are here to help you pah-TAY like a rock star
Let me get you a plate of yummies!
Happy Birthday!!! I have ham for all! Maybe we can name one of those rats Piggy or Haminal.
Jack you are such a handsome boy. Happy Birthday to you! My oldest is 13 too...come on over and he'll teach you how to be the unruly teenager :)
Happy birthday, Jack! An army of minions is the perfect present!
I think one should be named Ben.
Name them spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam! Snack, Tasty, Savory, Sweet, Sour, Crunchy, Juicy, Fruity, Bland, Salty, Peppery, Buttery, Spicy, Dry, Gritty, Hot, Nutty, Rancid, Tart, Tangy, Bitter, Chili, Cheesy, Cinnamon, Fizzy, Flakey... I's gettin hungry! I better sing!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Jack,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... an many moooooooooooore!
Mmm. More names: Birdie, Ewe, Deer, Ham, Pork, Bacon...
Happy Purrthday Jack! Did yoo see what Victor wrote? Dat is a good idea...also, yummy, snack, supper, nommy, tasty...yoo get da idea. Hi Persephone!
Happy Birthday, handsome Jack!
Happy 13th Birthday Jack! You have lots of un-named minions and all yours, cool.
Call one Minny the Minion.
Have fun,
Mindy, Moe, Bono, Cookie & Mike
Happy birthday, Jack!! Thirteen is a very lucky number!
What if you named one of them Snack?
Happy Purrthday Jack!!!!!
How about Cheddar, Mozzarella, Gouda and Swiss for starters?
Did you know we are raffling off a quilt for needy kitties? Come on over and check it out!
HAPPY 13th BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!!!
WOW!! Those are a lot of minions!!!
Yum,er, um...nice ;)
Just stick with numbers. It worked for Capt. Picard. He called Riker #1 all the time,heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Happy Birthday, Jack!!!! I hope I am as hansome as you are when I am 13.
Have a great day!
How about Pepper, Salt and Sugar?
Midnight, Cloudy, and Bright?
Lots of choices!!!
Batman
Ah, this is a red-letter day for you, Jack! Happy 13th birthday, ya magnificent man-cat! May you have many more happy years to come!
Happy Purrthday to mine furry hansome boyfurriend cat Jack.
What a wonnerful Mommy you haf. What cool gifts. Wow.
I's bringed some catnip iced cream and mouse cakes still warm from tha oven.
Love,
KC
:: snuggling wif Jack ::
I assume they'll have to salute and call you "Sir"?
oh we are so jealous! you are just so lucky to haf minions!!!
Happy Purrfday!!!
Happy PUrrthday Jack, lucky 13, eh?
Names:
winkin, blinkin and nod
heckle and jeckle
frick and frack.
Curly, Mo and Larry.
That's 10 names for a start.
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy 13th Birthday Jack and many, many, many mooooooooore!! Cool Minions and they are all yours!! We love some of the cool names!! We are having an really fun time at your party!!
Your (formally FL now) TX furiends,
Happy Birthday, Jack!! We hope you have a great day! How lucky of you to get all those minions!! How 'bout the names snap, crackle and pop??
jack! happy happy happy birthday dude!!!
-us4gatos
I've never seen so many ratsies!!! Woo hoo! Happy Birthday!
Can you name 2 of them Pixie and Dixie?
Happy birthday! I LOVE your minions! Hey, seeing as they're minions and you're their evil overlord, why give them the dignity of having names? You could assign them all a number, or just call all of them, 'Hey, MINION!'
Happy Purrthday, Jack!!!
We think you should name one Lars.
Happy birthday!
Nibble, Chew, and Gnaw.
Or Taylor, Steve, and Treat (knick names: Tay-Ste-Treat).
Chase
Happy Belated Birthday Jack!! Your minions are so life like...yum...yum!
Happy Birthday. Arrg
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