HI!!!!! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I REPORTED!!!!!! I FOUND THIS JAR OF NUMMY TREATS!!!! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE EATEN SO MANY!!!!!
Several hours later.....
The Mom-Person hid all her good Pooh toys, but I think I've found a good substitute. Is anyone looking?
Hmmmm...no alarms going off.
Alright! Let's grab one of these babies!
Oh no you don't! You're not escaping me you little cat toy!!!
I've gotten up to all kinds of other mischief too! When the Mom-Person came back after going to say goodbye to her Dad I pretended to be the Oh-So-Innocent Princess Pudgie-butt, and got the Mom-Person to pick me up for a cuddle and then I launched myself off her!
I got the Mom-Person to start calling Little Miss Meepface "Miss Chompy McGee"!
No Mom-Person's Book is safe from my Toothy Death!
And no Dad-Person's Paper either!
I stole a whole bunch of Poohs before the Mom-Person hid them all!
I stole some Mom-Person dessert too!
Why NO, "Mommy", I'm not trying to steal the catnip! I'm your sweet innocent little Persephone Girl-Cat!
And now I'm going to plan my revenge on those little snitches that ratted me out!
You'll never make the charges stick, Mom-Person!!!!