Sunday, August 02, 2009

PersePHONY Report #5

HI!!!!! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I REPORTED!!!!!! I FOUND THIS JAR OF NUMMY TREATS!!!! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE EATEN SO MANY!!!!!


Several hours later.....


The Mom-Person hid all her good Pooh toys, but I think I've found a good substitute. Is anyone looking?


Hmmmm...no alarms going off.


Alright! Let's grab one of these babies!


Gaw wwn!!!


Oh no you don't! You're not escaping me you little cat toy!!!


I've gotten up to all kinds of other mischief too! When the Mom-Person came back after going to say goodbye to her Dad I pretended to be the Oh-So-Innocent Princess Pudgie-butt, and got the Mom-Person to pick me up for a cuddle and then I launched myself off her!


I got the Mom-Person to start calling Little Miss Meepface "Miss Chompy McGee"!


No Mom-Person's Book is safe from my Toothy Death!


And no Dad-Person's Paper either!


I stole a whole bunch of Poohs before the Mom-Person hid them all!


I stole some Mom-Person dessert too!


Why NO, "Mommy", I'm not trying to steal the catnip! I'm your sweet innocent little Persephone Girl-Cat!


And now I'm going to plan my revenge on those little snitches that ratted me out!


You'll never make the charges stick, Mom-Person!!!!

15 comments:

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!
It must be a black girl cat thing because Tillie likes to chomp paper,plastic and toys!!! She thinks she is Mom's Diva kitty ;)
She is very impressed with your work PersePHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she is coming to bail you out ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Reese =^..^= said...

I think you must have been trying to open those books so you could read them!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh, she has some photos. The rest are just circumstantial.

The Caring Infernal Warden said...

I wanted to let you know that your blog has been featured as Melvin's "Hero of the Week"

You deserve it! We love panther cats!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are quite good at getting into things!

Max said...

Heh.

Good job!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! you have had a busy time.

William said...

Wow, Persephone, you've been a very busy kid!

Was that dessert good? It sure looked tasty!

Derby said...

You are innocent of all charges. Don't worry, things will be fine.

The Meezers said...

good job perse-PHONY. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Persephone! Great job of mischief making! I especially liked your cherry red toy with the stem on it! Hope you didn't try to eat it...they have nasty pits. I know from experience.

I think it's to mom person's fault if things got messed up. It's not fair to put that much temptation in the same place as a kitty! You are innocent!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OK, so how on earth does a kitty get cherries??? The LL says something about being allergic to them but that is no excuse to keep them from ME!!! Great job Persephone, you are a great mischeif maker.

Kaze

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Oh, please tell us ya didn't eat that cherry thing! They got little rocks inside. But we have them around too (The Big Thing loves them) and we HAVE batted one around a bit.

Margaret Cloud said...

This was such a funny post, I enjoyed watching you get into mischief. Well, a cat has to have something to do.

Cat with a Garden said...

Wow, you are quite the inspiration for me! I saw your Curly Q Tail and wanted to say hello.
Purrs, Chilli