Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I win!!! I win!!!

I win!!! I WIN!!!!

I defeated the humans in the constant leaving-of-the-pussycats game!


In honour of my triumph, I made my OTW take pictures of my prize from the first live bird I ever caught!

The OTW made me give it back to her roommate though....

How did I defeat my humans, you ask? How did I keep the perpetually-wandering-off hairless pink monkey from being distracted and straying off? How did I manage this brilliant feat of outsmarting my personal wench and her minion?

Simple, really (well it WOULD be, wouldn't it? They're human and gullible about us).

I stopped peeing. Or stopped peeing much, anyway.

And I stopped drinking from the tap whenever my OTW had to use the human litterbox.

And I meowed. A LOT!

I had her in such a state after a few days because I have a history of pee problems, she insisted we had to take me to the vet, right before they went away AGAIN!

I even freaked her out by being quiet the whole way there!

Oh, the lengths I go to! I had to go to the vet (but I like her, and she has nice new people working there) and I even had to STAY there without my personal servant for hours. And they stole my pees...

But it worked!!! They told her I had no crystals, but I had a slight infection that often happens before pee problems start, and now she has to stay home and not stress me out by leaving AGAIN, and to give me my pills because she doesn't have a catsitter who can do it, 'cause the man who came in to feed us when they were gone the last time for EIGHT WHOLE DAYS likes cats but he's never been owned by one and can't pill a cat.

So I WON!!!!! She has to stay home with me and cuddle me and scritch me and rub my tummy and make laps for me and let me snuggle into the warms between her legs at night and play with me and give me treats and pills, and....

Hey, wait a minite! Pills? PILLS? PILLS?

NO PILLS!!! NO PILLS, WENCH!!! Don't you come near me with that thing!!! I'm on to you!

16 comments:

Parker said...

Oh Jack! I am glad that they caught that soon, before it got real bad.
Feel better and take your pills like a mancat!
(Sorry your folks have to cancel their trip tho...)

Mickey said...

Jack, that's a hard won victory!! I think you need to find a better way to keep your people home. That's because we don't want you getting sick just to keep them around.See??? Now you have to take pills :0
I hope you feel better soon.
Oh, enjoy having your folks around ;)
Purrs Mickey

PeeEss: Ya know, my sisfur Tillie can be called squishy too,heeheehee

Everycat said...

This is a bit of a serious tactic to keep the apes at home Jack. I'm glad they caught the UTI early on. It's very mancatly to take your pills without a fuss you know. Feel better soon fella!

*rumbly purrs*

Whicky Wuudler

DEBRA said...

Jack
I am so glad that they were able to catch this before it got you sick and now to those pills...we can't wait to hear how you got out of taking them.

purrs,
abby

Forty Paws said...

Oh goodness. We know what having pee problems can be like. And having to take those silly pills. Hang in there bud.

Luf, Us

Daisy said...

You came up with a great plan! Except for the having to take pills part. I hope you feel better soon!

The Island Cats said...

We're not sure you won...if you gotta take pills. But we're glad they caught the problem before it got really bad...now take your pills and get better!

mog said...

Take your pills and be nice to the beans. And try another tactic next time. UTI's can be dangerous. Just ask Moki. I hope you feel better soon.

Purrrrrrs from Meowza.

Mog

Rascal said...

Congratulations, Jack! Cats always win. We are, after all, the superior species.

Catzee said...

Wow! Ya got feathers! (An' I agree, no pills!)

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Happy Thanksgiving... we adorez our frendz!!!
Love, Dr Tweety & da Fab Five
PS: Stops by fur some tur-key

Max said...

Dood! You winned AND you caught a bird? DOOOD!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Kelly Cat said...

Hi Jack (that's a joke, son!) :-)

Anyway, I'm glad to hear you're not too awfully sick, and that you managed to get yourself a little poultry. Remember, the pill takes only a second, but the snuggles with your human can last for hours!

Christine and FAZ said...

Wow those feathers sure look good, do they smell good too.

FAZ

p.s. take the pills it will be worth it in the end I think.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

I gots pills too. Twicet a day. I hate it...

LC

ML said...

Oh, no, Jack, i's just seen this. Are you's sickly? Want me to come an snuggle wif you? Poor Jack, walking in tha cold snows an getting sick.
Love and purrs,
Your Valkyrie, KC

pee ess: so did you catch a real live deaded bird?????