Monday, August 18, 2008
PersePHONY Report #3
PersePHONY here! Time for another PersePHONY Report!
First of all, all of us cats would like to thank all the cats who came to our House-Trashin' Party a couple weeks ago! You all did one BLEEEEEEEEEEEP of a job!!!
We would like to extend a special thank you to the a nonny mouse kitty with the amazing ingenuity to steal our Dreaded Claw Clippers and hide them SO effectively, the Mom-person STILL hasn't found them! (Sadly, she bought new ones)
I have been busy in the last couple weeks. I have not only hogged the only sunspot on the bed, I have done so in a way that I have almost completely covered Mister Suck-up Nose-Licker's beloved Scarfie! I left just enough visible for him to see I have it! The only way he can get it is to fight me for it, and then the Mom-person kicks us off the bed!
I went on this table again! Ooops! Busted! Gotta go!
I stole the Mom-person's seat ELEVENTY TWO TIMES! Look! I caught a...well, it's a cat toy now!!!
The Mom-person got more of those silly Pooh cat toys that she hogs for herself! HA! See above: location of Gree Pooh (Grey tuxie), Day 1-under desk
Location of Raccoon Pooh, Day 2-under sofa
Location of Lellyfant Pooh, Day 3-in War Room, under chair
Location of Gree Pooh, Day 4-under TV stand.
The Mom-person thought she was being so clever, setting up surveillance. She'll never get a conviction with THESE blurry photos!
I stole Little Miss Lap Fungus's Nipnana! This 'Nana is MINE now!
Also, I kinda like the Plate-ee-puss! I don't know what Little Miss I'm-So-Innocent's problem is!
Oh, and I peed on the garbage bag while she washed the litter box again! Serves her right for leaving it stinky so long! Speaking of which, I think she should go change that now! Yuck!
Hey, Bendrix! How do I get my Mom-person to get one of those villages? I think I'm ready to start ruling little peoples with an Iron Paw!