Monday, August 18, 2008

PersePHONY Report #3


PersePHONY here! Time for another PersePHONY Report!

First of all, all of us cats would like to thank all the cats who came to our House-Trashin' Party a couple weeks ago! You all did one BLEEEEEEEEEEEP of a job!!!

We would like to extend a special thank you to the a nonny mouse kitty with the amazing ingenuity to steal our Dreaded Claw Clippers and hide them SO effectively, the Mom-person STILL hasn't found them! (Sadly, she bought new ones)


I have been busy in the last couple weeks. I have not only hogged the only sunspot on the bed, I have done so in a way that I have almost completely covered Mister Suck-up Nose-Licker's beloved Scarfie! I left just enough visible for him to see I have it! The only way he can get it is to fight me for it, and then the Mom-person kicks us off the bed!


I went on this table again! Ooops! Busted! Gotta go!


I stole the Mom-person's seat ELEVENTY TWO TIMES! Look! I caught a...well, it's a cat toy now!!!


The Mom-person got more of those silly Pooh cat toys that she hogs for herself! HA! See above: location of Gree Pooh (Grey tuxie), Day 1-under desk


Location of Raccoon Pooh, Day 2-under sofa


Location of Lellyfant Pooh, Day 3-in War Room, under chair


Location of Gree Pooh, Day 4-under TV stand.


The Mom-person thought she was being so clever, setting up surveillance. She'll never get a conviction with THESE blurry photos!






I stole Little Miss Lap Fungus's Nipnana! This 'Nana is MINE now!


Also, I kinda like the Plate-ee-puss! I don't know what Little Miss I'm-So-Innocent's problem is!

Oh, and I peed on the garbage bag while she washed the litter box again! Serves her right for leaving it stinky so long! Speaking of which, I think she should go change that now! Yuck!

Hey, Bendrix! How do I get my Mom-person to get one of those villages? I think I'm ready to start ruling little peoples with an Iron Paw!

17 comments:

Parker said...

Wow, you have lots of cool toys!

Tybalt said...

Wow! Way to go! Ivy is super impressed with your naughtiness! She wants to know if she can come over for some lessons.

Tybalt said...

PS: Mommy LOVES the Pooh Bears!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Now that looks like a cool toy. I hope that you don't ever loose it permanently!

Mickey said...

PersePHONE, you have been busy!!!!!!
I'm sure Bendrix would be proud ;)
Purrs Mickey

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

you go PersePHONY! great job getting your way. i am very proud of you. especially the blurry photos so there is no evidence.
bummer about the new claw clippers. i think you should put those where the old ones went...

i think you need to DEMAND a village of your own. mommy gets MY Halloween Village at Michaels and the Christmas Village at Kohls. you could steal her plastic card and shop online!

The Meezers said...

we love those toys!!!!!!

Fat Eric said...

You rock Perseph-ony! Keep right on keeping those humans in their place.

Tiger Lily said...

Way to go Persephone!

{{{{{HUGS}}}}}

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and tail wags,
Jemima, Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus

William said...

Persephone, I never knew you had an evil twin, too! She is BAD!

Turkey Cats said...

Thanks for letting us know bout the limerick!

We wil bring over some string for you to play with.

Kisses for PersePHONE.

Batman

Turkey Cats said...

Thanks for letting us know bout the limerick!

We wil bring over some string for you to play with.

Kisses for PersePHONE.

Batman

Anonymous said...

Wow, I never knew you were so good. Wanna come play with the paper towels?
Faith Boomerang

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Hint: The claw clippers were flushed down the human litterbox. It took a few tries.

Ayla

Karen Jo said...

You have been very busy, PersePHONY. I love all your new toys. It's too bad that your Mom got new clippy-claws. Maybe you can find a good place for them, too.

The Cat Realm said...

Upps - didn't I just dare you...???
And I did it with the wrong account - it was Karl from The Cat Realm...

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, it is time again for another challenge from The Cat Realm! Come and check out the details on our blog.
I hope you will accept the challenge and will eagerly await your entry!
Karl
(HAHAHAHAHA - and then I forget to dare you...)