Mommy, sit down. We need to have a talk.
Jack: Persephone and I have discussed it, OTW, and we are very disappointed in you. Not only have you not carefully studied and implemented Artsy Catsy's Important Pamphlet on Politically Correct Terms for Cat Behavior in the workplace, but you seem to be getting distracted by your silly string-playing other job and forgetting who we are. You seem to be very confused as to our essential cat-superiority, and have been referring to us as a variety of animals that we are clearly NOT.
This is very upsetting. We concerned for your sanity, and I have been forced to forego naps to snoopervise you even more closely than normal.
Persephone: Yeah! Jack has even been stealing my throne in front of your keyboard!
Jack: This cannot continue. So we have prepared this handy guide to explain the differences between our magnificent feline glory, and the lesser beings you have been referring to us as. And to make it easy for your human brain to understand, it is almost all pictures.
JACK & PERSEHONE'S HANDY-DANDY GUIDE TO WHAT KINDS OF ANIMALS CATS AREN'T
We expect you to review this guide promptly and thoroughly.
There will be a test.