Saturday, April 05, 2008
Weekend PersePHONY report!
Pssst! Hey everykitty! Are all the humans gone?
I'm in hiding! I think the crazy belly-snorgling mom-person is on to me!
Tonight, the Really Big Person was doing a kitty-check, 'cause the mom-person locked Little Mr Perfect-Puss in the hall earlier, and he wanted to make sure he didn't do the same, and he counted one kitty in the livingroom by the door, and the mom-person said he couldn't have, 'cause both of those little goody four-paws were on either side of her!
And earlier this week I was so busy scattering the new litter out of the box, I didn't know notice when they both went and started prancing under her feets! I think I gotta be more careful!
And now on to my first Official Weekend PersePHONY Report!
The Really Big Person hates cat furs on his fabrics! So when he got up off the bed and forgot his towel I had to go have a little lie-down on it! Heh-heh-heh!
And I also got his coat! The mom-person thought it was her sweet little Miss Meepy-mouth not wanting her daddy to go out again, but it was ME!!!
I found a really good head rest for napping on too! Some of the strings the mom-person plays with! They're firm enough to support my head, but soft and stretchy enough to cradle my chin nicely! And they're black, so she'll have a hard time seeing my furs to pick them off!!!
Also the mom-person caught me stealing her poohs and chewing on the strings a few weeks ago, and gave me a belly-smooching, but I've been getting away with jumping on the diningroom table, though I mess up the cloth sometimes when I jumped off, and the mom-person is 'spicious.
And that's the Weekend PersePHONY Report! I hope you all have a fun-filled weekend, leaving chaos in your wake!